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[ SECRET POST #3607 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3707 ⌋

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[Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter]

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[Sherlock]

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[Underworld: Blood Wars]

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Bought a vegetable because of its suggestive shape? If so, what kind of vegetable and did it live up to your expectations?

I deliberately bought one of those carrots that looks like a pelvis, two legs, and dick at a farmer's market because it was funny. But I just cooked it.

Kinky!

I once bough a carrot just because it was blunt instead of pointy and ever so slightly bulbous at the tip and it looked like a dick.

I cut it into carrot sticks and ate it with hummus.

Lol, ok, I'll be the one to ~go there~.

I once bought a large-ish carrot to use as a dildo. But then I realized I didn't have any condoms, and I wasn't gonna risk using it without one, so I didn't go through with it. Honestly, I just wanted a skinnier dildo than I could find at any of the sex stores I went to. If I could find one between half and two thirds the width of your standard issue dildo, I would never glance at another carrot. :P

What is the width of your standard issue dildo, in your eyes? I might be able to point you to some up your alley.

The Tantus Compact is 1 inch in diameter (https://www.tantusinc.com/collections/dildos/products/compact) and the Silk Small is even thinner, at .8 inch in diameter (https://www.tantusinc.com/collections/dildos/products/silk-small) - but those are just the smallest I could think of off the top of my head. There are a LOT of options around the 1.25 diameter size.

(Sex toy nerd.)

I will definitely check those out, thanks for the links! The one I have appears to be about 1.3" in diameter, and I think .8" would be about perfect.

Since you say you're a toy nerd, do you happen to know if there's such a thing as a vibe in the size I'm looking for? I know I've never seen one in any sex shops I've been in, and I guess I just assumed it had to be a certain size to accommodate whatever workings go inside it. But I guess I haven't really looked as hard as I could have.

DA
There are some fantasy toy makers who aim for tiny/slender toys. Bad Dragon has it's Lil' Vibe line and NewFolkloreSilicone on etsy. Fantasy dingles might not be your thing though, which is cool. The BD Little Vibe has a cavity in it for inserting your own mini vibe. The We-Vibe Tango is a popular choice. (And might be good for you on its own? I think it's insertable-safe. Vibrations aren't really my jam though)

Thanks for these recs! I'll definitely check them out.

Vibrations aren't really my jam though

To be honest, I've always just sort of assumed penetration isn't my jam. But all you guys recs have got me thinking I should try more shit to figure that out.

ayrt

Thin vibes exist but I think the tricky part there is that they are also all very short - I have the We Vibe Tango that the anon above mentioned and its very thin (.7 wide) but also short (3.5 inches) and you shouldn't put the whole thing inside you (and since I don't want to assume how you're using this, you shouldn't insert it all anally, only use toys with a flared base for anal.) If that doesn't bother you, I would generally search for "bullet vibes" or "mini bullets" and you can find something okay.

Another thing you could try if you want longer/deeper stimulation is look at anal bead style toys (like this, .875 width at the widest: http://www.shevibe.com/petite-sensations-pearls-7-function-vibrating-anal-beads-rocks-off-purple.aspx ) even if you are using them vaginally - They come in vibrating, non vibrating, and like the anon above mention, with a sleeve for inserting a small separate vibe.

Best of luck :)

Thanks so much for all your recommendations, they're really helpful!

I'd actually never thought of using anal bead style toys for vag stimulation, but now that you mention it I'm like, why did that never occur to me?!

Now, if I decide to look into this more, I'll have some good recs to start with. :)

Did this, didn't have a condom either, got sore. Washed and ate the carrot; revenge tasted sweet.

Have you ever had sex in a guest bedroom (not in a hotel)?

Yes

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