[ SECRET POST #3710 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3710 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Glee, Mark Salling]


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03.
[Pokémon/Pokémon TCG]


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04.
[Scandinavia and the World]


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05.
[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, "Hushabye Mountain"]


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[Star Trek: The Next Generation, Crusher/Picard]


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07.
(Fight Club)











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Comments

Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

how blasphemous

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

I'd do Lucifer, so pretty damn blasphemous. I'd refuse Zeus if he came round as a bull or tried that golden shower stuff though. I'm just not into that kinky crap.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone would fuck Lucifer. That's the whole point of Lucifer, that everyone wants to fuck him.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

Ngl, Loki as played by Tom Hiddleston is pretty tasty.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[vethica]

That was my first thought too, although he's not really a religious figure, just an alien who's incredibly similar to one. That being said: hell yeah I would.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

basically any of them, provided they are described as hot. as most gods are. Male or female. I have literally wanked off to classical Graeco-Roman era statues. Aphrodite, Apollo, Bacchus, Diana. I mean, c'mon, they are idealized beautiful people. what's not to fuck?

not Jesus though, I hate to say but I really hate how he looks. I think it's the beard and the dopey eyes. I'd fuck his mom though

also, no non-human gods. no Hindu elephant gods, no Egyptian gods with animal heads, nothing nope.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[skeletal_history]

Justin Crowe can take me to hell any way he wants

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like any and all of the Greek pantheon would be a really bad plan, unless you wanted to wind up pregnant, cursed, transformed into something or just straight-up dead. That said, I would still be strongly tempted by Hermes. And Hades, but that would definitely end badly for me, unless Persephone happened to be agreeable to a threesome or something. Which, yes. Very much yes.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

I'd do Hades too. He was always my favorite of the Greek gods for some reason.

Re: Religious figures you'd make sweet love to

[(Anonymous)]

Judas.

I'd stop him from killing himself too and then we could Bonnie and Clyde our way through the super olden days.