[ SECRET POST #3718 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3718 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Criminal Minds, Stephen Walker]


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[Death in Paradise, Humphrey/Florence]


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[The NeverEnding Story]


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[Beyoncé]


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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'd do the "lasts forever" option, because it specifies "forever or as long as you want," so if I made a terrible mistake I could stop it. Or on my one magic day I'd make a magical undo button so I could fix my fuckups later. I wouldn't have magic anymore, but the button would still work. And I already mentioned this in a reply, but I'd make cornucopias at a ratio of 1 person= 1 cornucopia, and every time a kid was born, the nearest cornucopia would spit out another one for the kid. And since the magic would never fade, the food would be indistinguishable from the real thing.

After i did things like heal every sick person on earth at once, sequester a shitton of carbon in soil, remove all the plastic from the oceans, dump everybody's nuclear weapons and reactors into the sun, and put a breathable atmosphere on the Moon and Mars, I'd spend the rest of the day making powerful magical artifacts. And doing all the maintenance and repairs to my house that I can't afford or do myself, before it collapses in a pile of termite droppings. Also I guess I'd make myself immune to magic unless I gave non-coerced permission so I wouldn't be at the mercy of the day to day people. Fuck it, I'd just set up "no enchanting people without their permission" on my one day. And for the cornucopia thing and anything else like it I'd have to make sure they couldn't be taken away from their owner so no one could starve anyone else.

And I would totally make unicorns and dragons and griffins and stuff, except I'd probably have to make them poisonous so they weren't immediately targeted for folk medicine ingredients. Unicorns could shed their horns every year like deer do their antlers and dragons could shed their scales like birds molt for a non-lethal for people--or dragons or unicorns--magical cure.