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⌈ Secret Post #3732 ⌋

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My disability

How active I am. I'm kinda chubby and look like I'm out of shape, but I hike and climb and run and walk a lot. I used to play sports more, but moving to a new place I don't have the same groups. Working on it, but anxiety is stopping me so far.

I did ballet for twelve years. I don't really have that incredibly slender figure people tend to think of when they think of ballerinas.

That I'm very crude and mannish in a lot of my speech and mannerisms. I look like a pixie.

Also, I low-key horde food. I need to know I have enough food. Again, look like a pixie.

Edited 2017-03-24 00:01 (UTC)

I dunno, most things? I notice people get a very wrong impression from me from my physical look.

But yeah, several things.

- can't cook
- used to do ballet
- swear like a sailor
- pretty high IQ
- not a mom (yeah, that one's creepy)
- love superheoes

Bunch of stuff that's usually associated with women, I guess

I'm close to thirty. People usually think I'm a high schooler or a young twentysomething with my looks.

High five! I'm 33. My trainer thought I was 24. I am constantly getting carded for anything you can get carded for (including lottery tickets in which you need to be 18 to buy).

Lol, I'm 29 and people don't believe me. One guy wanted to see my Driver's License once (i wasn't buying anything that would call for being carded) because he didn't believe me.

people either think I'm a lot younger or a lot older than I am. Having grey hair and acne sucks.

My age. I once got mistaken for being a primary school student. At the school where I was working as a teacher.

Ha! I had that happen when I worked as a sub, but I suppose the teachers had the excuse that most of the fifth graders were taller than me.

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

(Anonymous) - 2017-03-24 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

How old I am, how gay I am, how ill I am. That would be the important ones I guess.

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

sarillia - 2017-03-24 00:07 (UTC) - Expand

i "don't look like a lesbian", apparently

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

(Anonymous) - 2017-03-24 01:50 (UTC) - Expand

That I am quite funny. I always look mad.

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

sarillia - 2017-03-24 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

kaijinscendre - 2017-03-24 00:11 (UTC) - Expand

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

sarillia - 2017-03-24 00:17 (UTC) - Expand

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

otakugal15 - 2017-03-24 00:49 (UTC) - Expand

That I'm the biggest weenie and am scared of spiders/heights/spooky movies/etc. I'm quite tall and buff and my clothes are all black lol.

That in spite of being fat, pretty unattractive, and looking pretty shy, in the bedroom I'm all kinds of experimental, pretty domme, and probably willing to try anything. I have trouble getting people interested, but if you're willing to look past the exterior, I can be way fun in the bedroom and am probably up for whatever you suggest (that doesn't involve me tied down).

Re: What's something no one would guess about you from your physical appearance?

(Anonymous) - 2017-03-24 02:07 (UTC) - Expand

This is the opposite of what you're asking, but when I go to stores, oftentimes I get mistaken for an employee and other shoppers ask me lots of questions, the majority of which, I don't know the answer to.

It's especially weird if it's some place like Target, where employees all wear red shirts, and I'm not wearing a red shirt at the time.

To actually answer your question, probably that I can do the splits. I'm fat, but kind of flexible.

That I've seen and done shit that can make men scream. Everyone sees me as the nice, quiet, book-reading boy.

Edited 2017-03-24 01:23 (UTC)

most things about me, apparently?

I'm also fairly private, but I'm guessing it's not uncommon for women like me. I'm basically much less wholesome and a lot more nerdy than people seem to expect.

If some comments I get (including one today) are anything to show, my age. It seems people don't think I look almost 40 (i.e. less than a month off turning 39).

That I genuinely give a shit.

That I really am sexy and beautiful.

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