[ SECRET POST #3732 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3732 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I watched the English Patient drunk AND sober and I still have no idea what the shit happened in it.

[kaijinscendre]

That is because NOTHING HAPPENED. What a boring as fuck movie.

Seriously: Old, scarred fuck tells a long story about the woman he was sleeping with and left in a cave to try and go get help. No one is likable and we are all happy when the story ends.

[(Anonymous)]

Good, now give me the low-down on Reservoir Dogs. There was a lot of tequila drinking with my brother's at-the-time girlfriend and all I remember is everyone dies.

[kaijinscendre]

As someone who has never seen it, let me try.

A group of bad guys are doing bad things. One of them is an undercover cop so they have to figure out who. That one guy who has only been good in Reservoir Dogs cuts off someone's ear to a totally ironically happy song. There is a shoot out and everyone dies. The end.

[(Anonymous)]

*applauds* You're good at this! :D

[kaijinscendre]

Now I will have to watch the movie to see if that is anywhere close to right.

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse you, Michael Madsen's performance in Free Willy was deeply moving.

[arcadiaego]

Lol my mum had to explain that to me after I first watched it. My brain just switched off, I think. I did see it again and enjoyed it.