[ SECRET POST #3733 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3733 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Elementary, Kitty Winter]


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[TV Show: MacGyver 2016]


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08. [SPOILERS for Horizon: Zero Dawn]



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09. [SPOILERS for Train to Busan]



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10. [WARNING for child abuse]



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11. [WARNING for rape]



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12. [WARNING for torture]















Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

I've been using this and putting in random famous stuff. I'm amused that Shakespeare changed Eowyn's "I am no man" to "I am no wretched soul bruised with adversity".

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

What's this then?

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

http://gweb-docs-bots-demo.appspot.com/

Post what happens.

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

Shakespeare does not appear to enjoy me using the word "fuck." Dumbledore's line in Thirty Hs is now "Harry, thou must rock the behest out."

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[el_regrs]

Type in any one of the collaborator's last names. It gets... interesting.

I was typing a story about a flying dildo until Dickens started spouting random quotes by Oliver Twist. I lost my patience and told him to quit. Then Emily Dickinson and Dickens started battling over the name, Nietzsche whipped out his thesaurus apparently, and I had to scold Shakespeare too. Then other people added random lines, so I started randomly cussing. So Poe wrote "The end" and Shakespeare deleted my quote from George Carlin and censored the rest of the bad words.

The final paragraph ended up like this:

Goddamnit, Oliver Twist, what is your problem? I'm not confabulating about some sad little hay roll called Oliver buttfucking Twist! Knock it off, the dreadful and lonely Shakespeare, you're not helping, you little cunt. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ... I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. Quickly cease adding drivel that is not relevant. DREGS NOT DRIVEL. DUNG HEAP DRIVEL DREGS RUBBISH DUNG HEAP DUNG HEAP DUNG HEAP. THE END

I'm immature as fuck, I'm crying with laughter right now.

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

it turned a House fan fic I wrote some time ago into complete gibberish. I was especially amused by Edgar Allan Poe apparently deciding House should call Wilson "vanilla young buck".

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[dani_phantasma]

https://goo.gl/Z62sfP

Hoo boy.

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[(Anonymous)]

That was hilarious.

Re: Google Doc with Famous Authors

[dani_phantasma]

Thank you :)