[ SECRET POST #3735 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3735 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 35 secrets from Secret Submission Post #533.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's the most stupid an illogical thing I've read on FS so far. Are you trying to outdo Tar Season Anon?

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhh, Tar Season Anon. I miss them. They were so befuddling & hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the OP, but it made sense to me.

OP feels guilty about the art she owes an old fandom friend. Conditioning her hair reminds her of that friend (memories tie themselves to the weirdest shit sometimes).

She stopped conditioning her hair to stop those memories from cropping up.

Not conditioning made her hair healthier.

Basically, rewarding her for NOT conditioning her hair, thus for not thinking about and guilting herself over the fanart she owes her old friend.

So she feels worse because she's been given a cosmic hint to get over the guilt, which she would rather flagellate herself with.

I know, I know, I should say she/he, her/his, but that just makes things more confusing again. :p

[(Anonymous)]

Also not OP, but yeah, it made sense to me. It's silly as hell, which is probably why it's a secret at all, but it makes sense.

[(Anonymous)]

Or you could just use "they", it's not that hard.

[(Anonymous)]

But if someone uses the singular they, they will call down hordes of Status Quo Warriors wielding the flails of grammar prescriptivism!