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[ SECRET POST #3739 ]

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You know, I think that alljuggalos should respectalljuggalettes. I want to see juggalettes and juggalosagainsthate. It’s important. We need to accept people for who they are, even if you meet a straightedgejuggalo or a deepsouthjuggalo. It doesn’t matter where they come from, or what they’re into. However, I’d rather see aninjawithapencil than a ninja with a gun. It’s ok to go with the crowd, but don’t do it to fit in. Sometimes you have to be a revolutionaryjuggalo. It’s easy to throwawaysouls when you don’t like someone, but remember everyone has problems. Sometimes people are silent but feel like screaming—out.

This world of ours makes me go crazy nuts happy, sometimes I look down and my feet are doing psychedelictoekurlz. It’s so fresh. If I had toys that murder I’d invite pedophiles over and be like checkoutmytoybox. But that’s because imdifferentilikefuckinwithvoodoo. I like driving in the middle of know where and yelling jugga-lugga-lugga-lo! When I do though, I get buggyeyes. Did I mention I love zombies, sometimes wake up hungry all like om-nom-nom-brainz.

It’s important to be ok with new Juggalos. If some ninja is seriously interested in the music and says he loves the insanejuggaloposse, you have to correct him politely. We were all ‘new’ at one point. Who cares how long you’ve been down. You know, thejuggalos seem to want a wickedjuggalettebabe or a wickedglamclown, but remember that you don’t have to date Juggalos or Juggalettes to be a Juggalo! You don’t need to have a wifeylette or a wickedclownqueen. You also don’t need to be a deadheadstonerr, although it’s ok if you are! Oh right, and not everyone can afford to have memoriesofthegathering.

We’re all into different artists too. I love Tech N9ne, I can safely say to myself; techn9cian-i-am. I love the Insane Clown Posse, I fuckin love cheytwodope, err I mean shaggy 2 dope. I fuck words up sometimes when I think about how much I love music. Sometimes I think that if Twiztid went back in time to chill with themselves it would cause a twiztidparad0x.

Anyways, I’m proud to be a jayyoudoublegeeaelleoh. We always end shit with Much Clown Love when it should be more like muchclownhugs.

You are all absolutely important, whether I agree or disagree with you. You have the power to make difference. One man, one woman, can be so much more than a single entity. We have power.

A little louder for the people in the back.

.....wat?

What's a juggalo? Is it like a jackalope?

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

Okay, now that IS funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEwX9Orp7M

Insane Clown Posse fan.

Are you referencing Insane Clown Posse song titles? Because I know almost nothing about ICP, and yet this reads like that's what you're doing.

DA

It's copypasta, ignore it.

this is an amazing copypasta

All Juggalos need to be shot on sight.

no more drugs for that man

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