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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2008-05-18 05:05 pm

[ SECRET POST #499 ]


⌈ Secret Post #499 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 445 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: 35

[identity profile] aldriena.livejournal.com 2008-05-18 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Because said 105 year old virgin is supposed to be the most ~beautiful and flawless~ guy ever. And he's also a (sparkling) vampire who is part of a large coven with similarly ~beautiful and flawless~ vampires. And he's friends with another coven of ~beautiful and flawless~ female vampires whom myths about succibi were based off of, one of whom "showed interest" in him.

So I suppose out of context it doesn't seem like that would be particularly laughable, but in context, it's pretty ridiculous. Being stuck in a 17 year old's body for eternity and not giving in to your hormones? Oh please, Stephenie Meyer. We know you're Mormon and you've got your values, but that's just unrealistic.

Re: 35

[identity profile] xcgirl08.livejournal.com 2008-05-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDD

You know, it must be very hard being a ~beautiful and flawless~ guy who is able to read people's minds. How many times do you think Edward has had to keep a straight face while the 40-something woman he's talking to is mentally undressing him? Scary.

Re: 35

[identity profile] aldriena.livejournal.com 2008-05-19 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Uuugh yeah. LIKE THE CREEPY SECRETARY AT THE HIGH SCHOOL, ROFL. But apparently that's the most sexual activity he got for the last hundred years, so maybe he liked it? rofl.