[ SECRET POST #3760 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3760 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

Lucky. I'm the person that randos pick out of a crowd to share all their theories about how their fillings are broadcasting their thoughts to the Illuminati.

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

I used to work at a single lonely register at a grocery store express checkout near the far exit by the pharmacy. I could go 30-40 minutes at a stretch without another customer to interrupt my previous one... lemme tell you, it never seems like the ones who need it are the ones picking up the psych meds.

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

Someone sat down next to me on the train yesterday and asked me if I believed in cell phones, which led into a 15 minute rant about the evils of social media and then she asked me if I was a lawyer and if I'd seen her daughter. On the plus side, I could ignore her without anyone complaining to my manager.

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

The normal conspiracy crazies were so boring, the ones that stick with me, that I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder about were the mundanely nutty ones. They would sneak up on you, looking like another customer who would have the decency to be in a hurry home, there are many of them like the woman who spent at least fifteen minutes after her bags were in her cart telling me she couldn't believe her daughter could learn Spanish. She has red hair and freckles, no one who ever looked at her would guess she was learning Spanish! She's fair! Just a tiny little Irish princess who can speak Spanish now! It's amazing! Foreigners give her daughter flowers for it, even the ones who don't speak Spanish!

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. That's pretty good. I mean, I had someone ask me if I would marry a foreigner, but I'm about 60% sure he might have been fishing for a green card.

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

What did you say?

The only marriage proposal I got was from a drunk guy trying to buy condoms and it was immediately followed by him running out and vomiting everything he'd drank that night in the parking lot.

Re: Pet Peeves!

[(Anonymous)]

Also I'm only slightly sure that's what he slurred at me.