[ SECRET POST #3763 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3763 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 49 secrets from Secret Submission Post #538.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

Was he attracted to Harry?

http://ezinearticles.com/?If-The-Harry-Potter-Character-Dumbledore-Is-Gay,-Is-He-Also-A-Pedophile?&id=811196

No. Saved you a click.

[(Anonymous)]

Re: No. Saved you a click.

[(Anonymous)]

Betteridge's Law in action here.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

0% chance this is reasonable or good

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh of course! He's gay, so he MUST be a pedo! :/

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[thewakokid]

Jesus titty fucking Christ. This Is a thing someone actually thought? No. No of course it is. Let me re-phrase: Jesus titty fucking Christ. This Is a thing someone actually published?!

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

For an extremely marginal definition of "published"

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[nanslice]

What the fuck did I just read

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm super curious about that link, but I know it will just piss me off, and I don't want to give that asshole's article more views. So, nah.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[randomdrops]

Same.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

She didn't Dumbledore say he didn't want to tell Harry about his dark choices?

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

*when did Dumbledore say

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

WTF this looks like something Rita Skeeter would write.

No he's not.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, he seemed like he and Nicholas Flamel might have had something going on in the first book. By tumblr standards that counts as pedo, right?

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

But that would make Flamel the pedo, wouldn't it?

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

It totally depends on which one of them's taller, I think.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[haemophilus]

Wasn't this a plot point in the seventh HP book, that Skeeter's book was implying he was a pedophile?

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[(Anonymous)]

MTE. There was some line that he was "too close" to Harry, and it was obviously Skeeter being a sensationalist bullshitter... someone missed the point methinks.

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[morieris]

>___>

Re: Is Dumbledore a pedophile?

[al28894]

No.