[ SECRET POST #3764 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3764 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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(Jane Austen's Emma, with Kate Beckinsale)


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03.
[Emmerdale]


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04.
[Mass Effect: Andromeda]


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05.
[Rogue One]


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06.
[Neverwinter Nights 2]


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07.
[Criminal Minds, S12E16 "Assistance is Futile"]


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08.
[Game of Thrones]







Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 40 secrets from Secret Submission Post #538.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

I assume LotR-style elves' shit smells like lavender or something. Maybe they excrete neat little pellets like deer.

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

Then someone should collect it and market it as a bath product or something to put in your drawers to make your clothes smell nice.

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

I once wondered if they did that at all, but apparently Tolkien invented words for it in their language (as well as words like vomit, drunk, lawyer, and names for genitalia) so I guess they did.

I hope no one ever found out that I Googled it...

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

Forever lol'ing at the idea of a Tolkien Elf lawyer

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

I'm imagining a group of tall, long-haired people dressed like in the movies, but with normal, modern neckties and briefcases.

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

Is dwarf shit like actual rocks then?

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[greghousesgf]

that must hurt

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

No wonder they have a reputation for being taciturn bordering on just plain mean. Wouldn't you be?

Re: Fantastic feces and where to find them

[(Anonymous)]

They probably don't get a lot of fiber in their diets.