[ SECRET POST #3793 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3793 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Cliche phrases in fanfic that you loathe

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, I'm guilty of the "low in belly" thing, but I try not to abuse it. There's just so few ways to nicely describe your junk getting tingly.

HATED PHRASES:
- referring to the prostate as a "bundle of nerves." It is a gland. Not an ass-clit.
- tongues "battling for dominance"
- not a phrase, exactly, but I'm so tired of "1, 2, 3, dick" in m/m featuring anal sex that I could just cry.
- vulvas/vaginas described in floral terms ("petals", "nectar", etc.)

I have a bunch more, but these are the most egregious for me, haha.

Re: Cliche phrases in fanfic that you loathe

[(Anonymous)]

Are people actually referri g to the prostate that way? Because the anus actually DOES have a ton of nerves.

Re: Cliche phrases in fanfic that you loathe

[(Anonymous)]

Oh no, it's always in reference to the prostate. Like it's an insta-orgasm button inside the rectum.

Re: Cliche phrases in fanfic that you loathe

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, I'd forgotten about battling tongues. That's just gross. If anyone actually kissed me like that and literally tried to tongue wrestle, I'd shove them away so fast...