[ SECRET POST #3794 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3794 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The future actor was studying chemical engineering at Pratt — but dropped out when he realized that he fundamentally disagreed with his professors about the basics of math. The argument focused on the simple equation of one times one.

"How can it equal one?" Howard asked Rolling Stone, and the universe. "If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."

*Blinks*

...what?

[(Anonymous)]

The whole 1 x 1 thing is part of a fundamental axiom of algebra. Anything times 1 is just itself, because you've got only one iteration of the number.

Why Howard couldn't work this out for himself is puzzling.

[(Anonymous)]

Not that puzzling. I don't know if you've ever read his infamous interview with Rolling Stone, but it's... kinda obvious the man has some sort of untreated mental illness:

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914

Figuring out the fundamental axiom of algebra is the least of his worries.

[ninety6tears]

This is the funniest shit I've found out in a while.