[ SECRET POST #3797 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3797 ⌋

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Comments

[case]

It looks like an obvious joke to me?

[(Anonymous)]

Not really. It looks like pretty blatant trolling.

[thewakokid]

Just guessing thats my thread?

If so, thank you. I was real starting to think I'd fucked up and not made it obvious at all. No-one seems to be getting the "I'm failing to satisfy my girlfriend and she an lying to me about basic biology, which im inly too happy to believe" angle I was going for. Feh, guess it just didn't land. It happens.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh look, pulling the just-joking defense. Proof of a shitty troll. Every troll does the just-joking when called on their bullshit.

[thewakokid]

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I genuinely don't known what to say to that.

OK, say for sake of argument its not a joke, I really was told by my girlfriend this stuff, and I really did believe it... What bullshit exactly would I be guilty of? Being ignorant of female biology? Being lied to? Being stupid?

Like... Who is the victim here? All that reflects badly on me. How do you imagine your being played by this?

[(Anonymous)]

We're the victims here, for as long as your trolling is left up.

[thewakokid]

How?

[thewakokid]

Also, if it was trolling, I could not have asked for greater success than your overreaction right here. If I was trolling you would be making me feel successful.

As it is the fact that you don't even see it as a joke makes me feel like a failure.

Your hurting my feelings here, bruv.

[(Anonymous)]

Was your mother killed and eaten by a troll while you watched helplessly? No? THEN HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF THE REAL VICTIMS (TM) OF TROLLS!?

[mishey22]

It looks like a joke to me too, and it did before I even saw the defense of it.

[thewakokid]

Exceptionally glad to hear it.

I am starting to suspect that other people may not be being entirely genuine in their outrage over it.

[(Anonymous)]

It was definitely not a well told joke. I mean that purely from a humor perspective. You really need to work on some deeper angles or additional jokes or something. It's too straight up and simple - all that's there in the post is that you're bad at sex but that's it. I really think you can do better than this.

[thewakokid]

Everyone's a bleeding critic.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree.
It just makes you come across as a guy who has no idea how to sexually satisfy a woman. Yawn. That jokes been done plenty of times before and is no longer funny, or never was to begin with. Also TMI about the relationship between you and your gf.

[thewakokid]

Well, just for me. Also has the added element of my being a guy willing to accept blatant lies about biology and half the population so spare his ego.

Which is funny cause those dudes do exist.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah but you're not portraying it well or subtly or in a humorous way. You need to go deeper into it to make it funny. Right now all the joke does is just bald-facedly present the idea that men like that exist. It needs more, you know?

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't realize F!S had such a high standards for jokes. I guess that's what we all come here for, the sophisticated humor. Nothing low brow or remotely puntastic.

I mean, you do you and the posting on the internet does leave one open to criticism...but it just seems petty. I have not read where thewakokid stated they were trying to be a professional comedian, or if they had any plans to take their show on the road...so petty.