[ SECRET POST #3798 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3798 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/Xl7LCbI.png

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure what you see the outline of is the fabric of his clothes. Also, Rocket is genetically modified. He could have the junk of all manner of creatures.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want to know anyone who wants to see Rocket naked.

Having said that: he isn't a raccoon and fan artists have a lot more freedom with how they draw him than most well known characters.

[(Anonymous)]

ilu

nothing beats the ridiculousness that is enchidna's four pronged penis though

[(Anonymous)]

At least he's a mammal and he has a penis so he gets a little leeway. I'll never get over that Penguins of Madagascar that involved flippers and beaks so no, not human AU, and dicks, and a live viviparous birth instead of, you know; cloacas and eggs.

[(Anonymous)]

Happy feet bugged me for a similiar reason; there was a joke about yellow pee but penguins don't pee.

[(Anonymous)]

PoM fic, sorry. Canon never implied anything of the sort, thankfully.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not in this fandom at all, but stuff like this is why I love fandom in general, lmao. That people are arguing/discussing this at all makes me smile.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. Fandoms' attention to detail is nothing short of staggering!

[(Anonymous)]

Likewise.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like something that would bother me, too, but for reasons a little different than yours.

[(Anonymous)]

Care to elaborate on your different reasons please? I'm curious.

[(Anonymous)]

You have given this a lot of thought and I'm torn between being disturbed that this is a topic of debate in GotG fandom and laughing like a loon.

[(Anonymous)]

hehe, same.

[randomdrops]

I love secrets like this. For so many reasons!

[(Anonymous)]

Me too. I'm glad OP has thought about this, actually.

[(Anonymous)]

But... why are you looking at raccoon porn in the first place, OP?

[(Anonymous)]

Never ask a furry "why?".

You will just not like the answer. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Furries rarely care about anatomical accuracy. A lot of furry porn is essentially human anatomy on an animal.

[(Anonymous)]

He's an extraterrestrial!

[(Anonymous)]

ALSO RACCOONS DON'T WALK ON THEIR HIND LEGS

WHAT KIND OF BIOLOGICAL FUCKERY IS THIS

[sabotabby]

Thank you for teaching me a thing, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I almost want to watch ADHD's Scientifically Accurate series again. But not really because AAUGH.

I will never see Duck Tales the same...

[super_fly]

"Ain't no thing like me 'cept me!"

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't know there was Rocket porn, though I guess I should have. I am deeply disturbed now.