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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-06-04 04:03 pm

[ SECRET POST #3805 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3805 ⌋

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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

(Anonymous) 2017-06-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the pervert who's always wondered about centaur penises. Do they have a horse dong? A human dong? BOTH? (Do centaurs have threesomes?)
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2017-06-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd assume a horse penis because it would need to contract into them. Otherwise, that poor thing is probably getting brutalized by low level brush.
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] ketita 2017-06-04 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a duology of books called "Titan" and "Wizard" and there were these centaur-alien-things that had three sets of genitalia. One in front, one in middle, and one in back. They also didn't have to match up, and would have different kinds of sex with each group.

It was weird, man.
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] sarillia 2017-06-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Was there another element to the hybrid in addition to the human and horse elements? Why three?
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] kamino_neko 2017-06-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's 3, because why not?

(Also, the back two are the same on every Titanide - a penis and a vagina. The front one differs from individual to individual. Their biology is kind of complicated.)
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] kamino_neko 2017-06-05 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's actually a trilogy, the third is Demon.
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] ketita 2017-06-05 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I did not know that. Wee!me who read these in like 4th-5th grade was so traumatized, I definitely wasn't searching for more... pretty sure these books were my introduction to rape as a thing, for example.
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] kamino_neko 2017-06-05 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm surprised you even got through Titan at that age.
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Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

[personal profile] ketita 2017-06-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I was not very discerning. I would read almost anything if it was sci-fi and on our bookshelf... and my mom hadn't really remembered what the books were about, so she said it was okay to read them, so I innocently assumed everything was fine.

Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

(Anonymous) 2017-06-05 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Some earlier Greek depictions of centaurs had them as normal men with human legs, but with a horse's midsection, butt, and hind legs tacked on in the back. While that raises a whole new host of questions, I'll never forget my old art history professor pointing out that these centaurs could be "double barreled."

Re: Fictional creatures and their wonky anatomy

(Anonymous) 2017-06-05 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fond of the idea in this oglaf comic (nsfw link) http://oglaf.com/heterogeneous/