[ SECRET POST #3806 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3806 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 33 secrets from Secret Submission Post #545.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[cbrachyrhynchos]

It has been 0 weeks since the last Snape-wank post.

If you experience a Snape-wank post, you may have rights under the law. If you feel your service provider hasn't acted appropriately regarding Snape-wank posts, contact the Office of Tired Wank hotline at 1-800-555-WANK. Not that it will do any good with the current administration, but it's the thought that counts.

(Federal law mandates that this notice be inconspicuously displayed in the breakroom next to the signup sheet for last year's potluck.)

[ketita]

yes but IS THIS SNAPE WANK OR IS IT JAMES WANK? Is there even a difference anymore?

[(Anonymous)]

Why is it never Lily-Wank? I mean she is obviously being a bitch who leads them both on and uses both Snape and James for..oh fuck it all, I don't care enough. Blah blah blah James and Snape both needed redpills etc and the end.
Plus Remus and Sirius ended up fucking.

[philstar22]

There has been plenty of Lily wank. Mostly by Snape fans who blame her for the end of their friendship.

[(Anonymous)]

How dare that bitch not take emotional abuse from a "friend"! Death upon her! Oh, wait...

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds more like Snapewank by proxy.

Surely the angry puppies have found some twisted MRA logic where both James and Snape were the innocent parties and wronged by evulz mastermind Lily, and they were prevented from becoming friends because of her?