[ SECRET POST #3822 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3822 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

That is disgusting. Do the normal college stuff, get a girlfriend, get a boyfriend, get girlfriend and a boyfriend, see a hooker, use the fucking john, just refrain from masturbating at all. Jeez, learning when it is inappropriate to masturbate is part of growing up. Keeping on doing it with your roommate in the same room and the best thing that will happen is you'll end up on youtube as the creepy nightwacker dorm mate.

Or you might end up expelled after your dorm mate reports you to the college or even if your dorm mate reports you masturbating to them at night to the cops and you'll spend the rest of your life introducing yourself to your neighbors whenever you move apartment.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit, lmao, this is such a ridiculous overreaction...

At worst it would just be kinda awkward. Everybody masturbates, friend! Absolutely no one would be EXPELLED FOR MASTURBATING in their OWN ROOM lmao, even if the roommate was home.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Colleges are a lot less forgiving on sexual complaints in the last year or so.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT, but not everybody. I'm 25, never have, feel no inclination to.

I would say MOST people do though.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Troll

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay smartypants, where do you have sex with the girlfriend/boyfriend/hooker?

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[greghousesgf]

oh, give me a break. I would think anybody with your personality would understand not everybody can get laid....

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

May I present you with the Internets which you have won.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[greghousesgf]

(does Russian ballet bow)

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Not everyone goes to Liberty College, anon.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

Found the unholy hybrid of RoboCop and a ROTC candidate.

Re: Masturbation in College [or any other shared living space] (NSFW)

[(Anonymous)]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" indeed.