[ SECRET POST #3834 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3834 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit. That is nuts.

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[kaijinscendre]

I love that she did a powerpoint on her laptop in the middle of the local coffee shop.

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[ketita]

The powerpoint is what really sells it, tbh.

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[(Anonymous)]

Right?

That's the thing that tends to get me the most about a lot of these murder-for-hire plots-the people making these hires are so focused on their overall goal of getting rid of the person that they tend to sometimes forget to cover up their tracks all that well, if at all. And then they go around calling people or asking them right in the open if they'll kill somebody, 'cause that totally won't raise any alarm bells at all*.

Their stupidity and crappy planning often makes it easier to catch them before the hit is carried out as a result, which is obviously a good thing, but it's just so...funny, for lack of a better word, to see how shitty and bizarrely extravagant and weird their plotting can get sometimes.

*I remember seeing a story once about a woman who was looking to kill her husband, and she met up in a car with a guy she believed to be a hitman, but who was actually an undercover cop preparing to arrest her. Their conversation was recorded, and during it, the woman actually tells the guy how hesitant she was to do this meet up, because she'd seen and heard those stories on TV about people like her getting caught in undercover traps before.

Look up the word "oblivious" in the dictionary...

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[kaijinscendre]

At least that women was smart enough to hire a 'hitman'. This woman was just like, "Hello random person on craigslist, would you like to be an international hitman?"

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, very true. I saw some story once where a person asked where to find hitmen in their phone book, of all places. Just...the mind boggles.

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[rosehiptea]

And she was only going to pay them $4,000? That doesn't seem like much, considering she doesn't even know if the person is willing to do it at all. If this were a book I'd probably put it down about now saying it's implausible.

Re: Give me some crazy news stories.

[kaijinscendre]

That is what my sister said! So cheap.