[ SECRET POST #3836 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3836 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[case]

And there was Millennial again, sauntering down the street with his man bun and beard and eco-conscious shirt made of recycled hemp and decorated with Native American art that totally wasn't cultural appropriation because his great-grandmother was 1/128th Sioux.

"What's up, old man?" Millennial asked, twirling his fidget spinner around one finger and pulling his vape from the pocket of his skinny jeans, totally unable to concentrate on any one thing at once.

Boomer grit his teeth (which was fine, because his Medicare would cover any damage), his grip tightening on the arm of his lawn chair made of the plasticized remains of a dozen different dinosaurs, and glared daggers from the porch of the house that had once cost him only $50,000 which he had bought with money from the adult job that he had immediately started work in after graduating high school. How dare this young whippersnapper constantly disrespect him like this, treading all over what was once all Boomer's territory, barely deigning to look up from his fancy smart-phone with his e-mails and e-mo-jis.

Boomer wanted to oppress him. Boomer wanted to oppress him so bad...

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[(Anonymous)]

That's scary some quick fic writing. Also forever lolling at the dino lawn chair.

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[kallanda_lee]

This is a treasure and we should frame it on the wall.

[case]

"There's plenty more capitalism where that came from," Boomer exulted, shoving more wealth inequality into Millenial's student debt.

"No!" cried Millennial, a broken (artisanal, hand-crafted, gluten-free) shell of a man, as against his will, his interest payments rose.

"That's what you get for being lazy!" Boomer cried, furiously voting against his own interests. "Lazy socialist hippies with no sense of personal responsibility!"

Millennial wept organic tears as his alt-right hand rose of its own accord to give Boomer a hi-five.

[(Anonymous)]

not my proudest boner

[diet_poison]

A+++

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I love you.

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd. You're a treasure, Case. <3

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[(Anonymous)]

This is brilliant.

Re: How are you personally problematic?

[(Anonymous)]

I've been on this comm for a couple of years now, and this was the moment where I realized you're straight up brilliant, Case.