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⌈ Secret Post #520 ⌋

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101. Why are they called Turks, anyway? That always struck me as funny, especially since they don't look Turkish and aren't even of the same race.

103. ...well, one assumes Christians think that some or all of their fandom characters are/were real. If you're doing that with your fandom it's a bit odd.

105. You can just use the touch screen, you know. Except for...I think the final "Objection!" in the second game, the yelling's just for fun.

111. *cough* Yes. That's totally silly. Ahem.

133. Wait, book, what?

135. Awesome vaguely anthropomorphic mystical cat things? Who wouldn't?

138. ...that is definitely a good picture for the secret. O_o

160. I'm not sure if that would be terrifying or kinda awesome.

180. If you were a small kid, it goes from idiotic to really, really adorable.

Can't find it on TDS.com, but there was a toss last week in which Stephen promoted his new book, "Horror Show: My Years With Jon Stewart." Supposedly a memoir about all the horrible things that the heavy-drinking, gun-obsessed, possessive, angry, violent Jon (projection, much?) did during Stephen's time on TDS.

I'd read it. It would be hot.

*sporfle* Sounds like a cross between classic Colbert style and a slash fic featuring abusive!Jon that later leads into repentance and makeup sex.

a slash fic featuring abusive!Jon

That's totally what it is. Character!Stephen has found a socially-acceptable way to write out his secret fantasies =D

*loves character!Stephen's adorable repressedness and Jon's gentle attempts to make him realize their love*

. . . that's it, I'm friending you =D

(The OP found the link: http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=171035&title=daily/colbert-horror-show)

Friend away, although you'll mostly get robot porn.

*watches* "Cockfighting and...well, you know how you are, Jon." Yeah, totally his BDSM fantasies. Although I'm not sure where the fruit salad fits in.

Although I'm not sure where the fruit salad fits in.

. . . need I remind you of The Banana Clip?

If you wanted Jon to engage in a bit of rough play with you, you could have just asked.

Reminds me of this fake news fic I read in Yuletide, where Stephen ended up sobbing on Oprah over a supposed gay sex scandal. "Stephen, remember what you're supposed to do when you want something?" ". . . ask for it?" "That's right. Now, is there something you want to ask me?" "No."

♥

So you're saying the banana was the gateway drug here?

Awww, cute!

Sure, why not? (The clip in question is certainly a gateway drug for many slashers . . .)

It starts with deepthroating a banana, and next you're having hot sex in a bed strewn with pineapples.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=171035&title=daily/colbert-horror-show

Here's the link. :D

*watches* *lols* Oh, Stephen. If you wanted Jon to engage in a bit of rough play with you, you could have just asked.

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