[ SECRET POST #3894 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3894 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Santa Clarita Diet]


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[Pennywise, from Stephen King's It]


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[Intelligence, Mary Spalding/Jimmy Reardon]


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[Danny Rand in Iron Fist/The Defenders]













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Comments

Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[syncing_feeling]

I was hanging the laundry up in the garden a few months back and saw something bright pink in the grass. Got a bit closer and it was a huge rabbit vibrator. I confirmed that it definitely didn't belong to anyone in my household and we still can't figure out how it ended up on our side of the fence or whose garden it came from. Funny but also mystifying. I said to my partner that maybe it's some weird southwest version of the mafia, like maybe we pissed someone off and instead of a horse head in the bed we get sex toys in the grass.

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[greghousesgf]

maybe some woman's boyfriend was all pissed off because she was having more fun with the rabbit than with him??

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[syncing_feeling]

That's a possibility! If it was brand-new I would have thought someone chucked it over as a joke, but the battery bit had been sort of repaired and duct-taped together, lol. Someone put a lot of effort into making sure that thing kept going.

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[(Anonymous)]

This reminds me of the jokes people are making when amazon's ceo first floated the idea of making deliveries via drone.

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[syncing_feeling]

The day that Amazon starts raining sex toys from the sky I think I'll be able to die happy.

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL Would it be possible someone's dog snatched it, found its' way into your backyard, and left it there for you as the dog ran off?

Re: Weirdest thing you've found in your garden/near your place?

[syncing_feeling]

Now I regret not checking for teeth marks.