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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-09-14 06:55 pm

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Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris Pratt
George Clooney

Makes me wish actors still used fake names.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? If that's your definition of a terrible celebrity name, then I fear your head will explode when you learn what celebs actually name their kids.

OP

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I KNOW what celebrities name their kids. I know the names of kids of D-list celebrities I wouldn't even know about otherwise.

But, in this case I was asking about celebrities with dorky, unsexy, unglamourous names. Inspired by Chris Pratt and the fact that in the past movie stars used stage names, so if you were actually named something like Archibald Leech or Leroy Scherer or Frances Gumm, you'd go by something cooler.
supermanda: (Default)

Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] supermanda 2017-09-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dusty Rose, if celebrity children count.
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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] forgottenjester 2017-09-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dusty Rose sounds like a euphemism for an old wrinkly vagina. I had no idea someone was named this.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are the worst names you can think of?

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I don't love those names but they're just... normal, kinda boring names? They're not even close to be spectacularly bad, like Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple or Frank Zappa naming his kids Moon Unit, Dweezil and Diva. Oh god and Jamie Oliver named his kids Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice and River Rocket. Jesus, why would you do that to your own kids...

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...fucking white people

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Tumblr's that way.

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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] greghousesgf 2017-09-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Bob Geldof named his kids Peaches, Little Pixie and Fifi Trixiebelle. Poodle vomit.

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Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget Pilot Inspektor

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greghousesgf: (Hugh Smile)

Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] greghousesgf 2017-09-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Meeno Peluce (80s kid actor)

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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] greenvelvetcake 2017-09-15 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is Jamie Oliver secretly from My Little Pony world? And he hopes his children may someday return to Equestria, where they will truly fit in?

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Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
The middle is where you're supposed to dump bad names, so Poppy and Daisy didn't get completely screwed.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, that's Diva MUFFIN Zappa.

I think River Rocket is an awesome name.

I caan't get too worked up about middle names. No one will actually call them that in daily life.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No Benedict Cumberbatch yet?

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-14 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OC said names not faces

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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] greghousesgf 2017-09-14 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Swoosie Kurtz
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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2017-09-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew Lincoln's real name Andrew Clutterbuck.
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Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] greenvelvetcake 2017-09-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fuck I misread that as Abraham Lincoln. Could you imagine? The Clutterbuck Memorial?

That's a deeply unfortunate name.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
The heck is wrong with "George Clooney" as a name? It's normal.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it, either. Rosemary Clooney is his aunt, so might as well flaunt the name.

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's normal, boring, and not attractive sounding. Looney, clowny, just goofy looking.

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ninety6tears: jim w/ red bground (thor)

Re: Worst celebrity names

[personal profile] ninety6tears 2017-09-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Imogen Poots

Re: Worst celebrity names

(Anonymous) 2017-09-15 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Shannyn Sossamon's son Audio Science Sossamon-Clayton.


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