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[ SECRET POST #3914 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3914 ⌋

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[Smallville]

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[Riley, Julie's Greenroom]

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[Anne with an E]

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[Bojack Horseman]

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[Jeeves and Wooster, P.G. Wodehouse]

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[Bojack Horseman]

Yiff in hell.

I just told my mom to watch that show. I didn't know it had animal sex in it.

Good job anon, now your mom thinks she raised a furry.

LOL... but I'm curious. You told your mom to watch a show when you didn't know what it was about?

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Looks like you've got a fun conversation to look forward too, anon.

I just told my mom to watch that show. I didn't know it had animal sex in it.

So? I watch the show with my dad. The sex is honestly way less explicit that the majority of other netflix/cable shows. The fact that the characters are humanoid animals...really doesn't seem like it should matter, overly? They have human intelligence, and given that they are all capable of breeding with each other tells us they're sexually compatible. It's definitely no more weird than the humanoid aliens on a space show fucking.

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I don't have cable or any paid TV show streaming service. I thought Rick and Morty was a fun show about a scientist and his grandson having adventures in space and other dimensions. I just saw a couple of pictures of the family at the table and Rick and Morty on a strange planet. I told my Mom she would like it since she likes Back to the Future and Doctor Who.
She didn't.

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Centaurs are like mermaids. Human upper body and animal lower body is difficult in a logistic sense, but it's a hell of a lot less horrifying than human lower body and animal upper body.

So if the cat got pregnant and had a child what would it be?

If it's a girl it will be a cat and if it's a boy it will be a horse, duh. Basic biology.

If it's a girl it'd be a cat, a boy it would be a horse. This has actually been established.

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People are saying if it's a girl it's a cat, but it's been established in the latest season at least that gender has no baring on what animal you'd be. The kid would just either be a cat or a horse.

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Considering how unimpressed the cat looks, I'm guessing he's hung like a human.

OK that made me laugh.

I'm not sure it's ever established whether BoJack is well-hung or not. However, the point of the scene is more to establish what a self-involved loser BoJack is. In this scene, in his head, he's clearly imagining a reality in which he's giving it to her real good, but he's too neurotic and selfish to think about whether any part of the fantasy in his head is making it into reality - because that would ruin the fantasy, and he needs the fantasy. (And honestly, in the context of the scene, the "her" BoJack is imagining he's fucking may well not even be Princess Carolyn. As likely as not, he's imagining himself fucking some nondescript but very sexy and adoring fan who's telling him how much she loved his show and how angry she's always been that the losers who give out Emmys snubbed him all those years. Or something equally as needy, insecure, and neurotic.)

I was going to watch this show as I'd never seen it before.

Second thoughts, ahoy. (I realize it's just a cartoon but... ick.)

IMO it's one of the smartest and most relevant shows on TV right now. I say that as someone who doesn't generally enjoy cartoons (even adult-targeted ones), and doesn't generally enjoy comedies. I'm a live-action drama/sci-fi/whatever kinda gal. I'm also (like just about everyone else at this point) incredibly burnt out on the whole talented-but-neurotic male misanthrope trope - a trope which BoJack himself is a particularly exemplary variant of.

And yet, BoJack is still one of the smartest and most relevant shows on TV right now.

There is actually very little sex in the show, it's alluded to and discussed more than we actually see. Don't be put off by the secret.

The first season is shaky because it's leaning a little too hard on the "this is a cartoon, but for ADULTS" thing, but when Bojack Horseman is good, it is so good. It's funny and all but it's also one of the saddest shows I've ever watched.

Princess Carolyn's face, though. XD

I don't want to criticize OP for being aroused by the wrong thing or whatever. If it floats your boat it floats your boat. But I couldn't agree less with the interpretation of BoJack in this scene as being "so into it he can't keep himself from cumming."

BoJack doesn't appear to TRY to keep himself from coming. He also doesn't seem particularly into it. He seems perfunctorily into it. He seems about as into it as he needs to be in order to stay hard and get off. Nothing about those scenes makes it seem like particularly hot or satisfying sex for BoJack. It just seems like something he impulsively does whenever he gets the chance because it allows him a brief distraction from his own pathetic reality and it prompts his body to eek out whatever tiny little bump of happy chemicals it's still capable of producing without chemical prompting.

I can't believe you made me see that with my own two eyes. Gross.

the Diane/Mr.PB angry fuck scene was kinda hot but otherwise, eh. Bojack is such a crappy sexual partner that his sex scenes are just laughable.

I was crying at the scene where he was fucking his stalker as a distraction

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