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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-09-21 06:44 pm

[ SECRET POST #3914 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3914 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Smallville]


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[Riley, Julie's Greenroom]


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[Anne with an E]


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[Bojack Horseman]


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[Jeeves and Wooster, P.G. Wodehouse]











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How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-21 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the FBI btw.

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
With a gun, probably.
kaijinscendre: (babybender)

Re: How would you commit a murder?

[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2017-09-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder to not get caught? I'd kill someone I don't know with a knife from their house. I'd do it in the largest city near me so there are more crimes per capita.

If I was serial killer with flair? I'd murder them with ice spikes and leave ice related puns written at the crime scene. My letters to the police with end with a stamp of Mr. Freeze.

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends.

If it was murdering a man who tried to rape me, I'd want to slit his throat. I wanna feel his death, and a gun or something distant just wouldn't do.

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Run over them with a car and claim that I was blinded by the sun. I'd get off with a fine (not American btw).

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
...I claim town.

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It all depends on whom I am murdering! But in general, a long chokehold is pretty effective.

Re: How would you commit a murder?

(Anonymous) 2017-09-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Invent a device that puts a song permanently stuck in their head. Pick a really obnoxious one. Wait for them to snuff themselves.
mimi_sardinia: (Kizár)

Re: How would you commit a murder?

[personal profile] mimi_sardinia 2017-09-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
It would be very circumstance dependent. If it was a house invasion I think I might likely end up stabbing them with a blunt decorative sword. A bit less blunt if the sword I grabbed was Arwen's sword - that thing is sharp for a decorative piece.
illiadandoddity: (Default)

Re: How would you commit a murder?

[personal profile] illiadandoddity 2017-09-22 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd make them laugh while they were eating so that they'd choke to death.