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[ SECRET POST #3919 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3919 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Magnus Archives Podcast]

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[saiyuki reload blast]

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[Somali to Mori no Kami-sama]

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[Christopher from an old season of Project Runway]

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[Tusk]

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[David Tennant and Michael Sheen in Good Omens]

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tell me things no reasonable person should

I've had the worst gas all day and can't figure out for the life of me what caused it.

Beans, beans
they're good for your heart

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el_regrs - 2017-09-26 23:49 (UTC) - Expand

Go google 2girls1cup!

hahahaha

Further proof of the 2008 theory.

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(Anonymous) - 2017-09-26 22:54 (UTC) - Expand

Ooh, ooh, tell me the one about hai2u next!

I puked like 7 times yesterday.

I hope you're feeling better. :(

Ugh, that sucks. I can't stand puking. I hope it's just a passing thing? Rest up and keep hydrated!

Oh blah. Was it norovirus? I lost count of how many times I vomited (or got the runs) when I had that.

Yikes I'm sorry. I hope you're feeling better.

I am chafed from too much masturbation.

Welp, there goes my contribution.

I think I want to fuck one of my best friends, and might be crushing on her a little. I've been on this earth for over 30 years and never was interested in another girl, but now my stupid brain had come up with this shit.

Go for it

I masturbate to mainstream "lesbian" porn. This is mostly because I am a woman who would really like to have sex with a woman in real life but it's never going to happen at my age, so... oh well.

You never know...

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I've been having diarrhea almost every day, for about two months. I think I might have developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome. :(

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I can't tell if I want to have sex more or if I want someone to want to have sex with me more

I have my period, the cramps are bad, painkillers aren't working, and it is too hot for a heating pad. So I'm curled up in a fetal position on my bed.

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greghousesgf - 2017-09-27 03:46 (UTC) - Expand

I masturbated the other day while my boyfriend ran an errand, and I felt weird not telling him, so I told him. Otherwise, it would have felt like a secret, which is odd.

He's used to it though, bless his heart

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moused - 2017-09-27 02:17 (UTC) - Expand

I was dragging my heels on checking my credit reports post-Equifax disaster for fear there would be something I would have to deal with.

...There wasn't. *phew*

Now I can seek a mortgage.

I've got a very persistent eczema in my pubes. It's not contageous, or anything, but I feel so dirty and uncomfortable.

I found out in the early hours of Sunday that you could throw up from heartburn. Huh didn't know that.

Thankfully Tums have been helping prevent that lately. It's probably because of how overweight and out of shape I've gotten. Bluh.

I'm really good at plunging the toilet. I also deeply hate it, and it makes me want to wash- or stab- my brain afterwards.

I have never considered a job like a plumber. I'd go on a killing spree after a month. I can barely handle my own human .....needs. Eugh eugh eugh

I can't even enjoy potty humor because of this squick.

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