[ SECRET POST #3931 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3931 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! OP can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it's a tattoo Edward, Bella and Jacob from Twilight...

[(Anonymous)]

On a leg made entirely of cellulite.

[(Anonymous)]

On a person who, judging by the hands, is at least 50(+).

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, yes. I have an older relative who was in her late 50s when the Twilight books were hot and she was alllllllllll about Edward and how romaaaaantic the story was. It was kind of creepy, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

No, you're the creepy one here. Fat, ugly and/or old people are allowed to have strong feelings about things and be romantic too.

You are going to be old yourself some day and you'll be full of longing and romance, just like the next person. If you're a nice person besides, you might even have someone to share that with.

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

Someone of that age should damn well KNOW BETTER than to legitimately believe that stalking/controlling/obsessing = ~romantic~. Now, I don't think it's creepy for older people to think that a well-done romance is sweet and romantic even between teens, or to daydream of having romantic experiences like that themselves (although ngl I would consider it a bit creepy if they were fantasizing about being with an underage person, especially if it was the irl actor/actress. Shades of the dudes who were making countdowns till Emma Watson was 16 and therefore of the age of consent in the UK.) You don't outgrow a fondness for romantic fantasies, if you grew up having such fondness. But there's a difference in going "this love story is so cute and sweet and romantic, X character is adorable and Love Interest is a lucky person" versus going "I am so obsessed with these fictional teenagers that I, a 50+ year old adult, and going to tattoo the faces of the adolescent actors portraying them onto my leg FOREVER."

[(Anonymous)]

Are you new to this planet? Women of that age range have long been stereotyped as loving sexist romance novels.

[(Anonymous)]

Of the things I think adults should damn well know this is fucking far down the list. Tons of women read romance novels with worse tropes all the time. It's not a big deal, fiction is not reality.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know where you got stalking/controlling (or underage Emma Watson) from, but if she is quietly obsessing on her own leg, I don't see your problem.

[(Anonymous)]

I have nothing really to add, but I'm fucking in love with the phrase "quietly obsessing on her own leg."

[greghousesgf]

I'm a nice person and I don't have anyone.

[diet_poison]

lol don't hurt yourself making that huge leap.

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody said that "fat, ugly and/or old people" weren't allowed to have strong feelings and be romantic. My older relative's Twilight obsession wasn't creepy because of her age. It was creepy because:

1) It was a woman in her late 50s being super invested in a high school girl's love life + a vampire who looks like a teenager, i.e. someone younger than her own children.

2) Twilight isn't "romantic", it's a tale of highly dysfunctional obsession, control and stalking that was portrayed as romance, and it's creepy when anyone - no matter what age! - fails to see that for what it is.

[anarchicq]

Nah, it's a tattoo of Bella and Jacob hanging with Steve Buscemi. She must be SUPER dedicated to get her crack-pairing tattooed on her like that.

[ninety6tears]

Oh God, it does look like Steve Buscemi.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol I thought it was Steve Buscemi too and was wondering why he was hanging out with Bella and Jacob.

[(Anonymous)]

He's frowning at Jacob's lipworms. While Bella is shocked she never noticed them before.

[greghousesgf]

Nucky is going to have Bella and Edward wacked.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG CANNOT UNSEE!

[froodle]

Cannot unsee!