[ SECRET POST #3959 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3959 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 35 secrets from Secret Submission Post #567.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[greghousesgf]

what did you win?

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[thewakokid]

I'm so very glad you asked!

She's going to shave her armpits! She's also going to shower regularly too!

I should clarify, I don't particularly mind the ewoks under her arms, but if I had a preference, yeah, you know.

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry, but I had to laugh at this. In a good way! It's so.. accurate!

I do keep the underarm jungle tamed when I'm in a relationship, but as I'm currently single, I let the ewoks roam free. At least until they become wookies, then I finally break out the safety razor.

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[thewakokid]

I'm relieved it didn't come across as mean. This comment was a lot easier to interpret as "Wako is stripping bodily autonomy from a woman!" so I'm glad it got a lol.

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[(Anonymous)]

...she doesn't shower regularly? D:

Re: Fine. Let's keep this toothless!

[thewakokid]

I'm saying! Fucking feminists, right?

Again, I'm totally joking.

But no, I'm probably being very unfair. I mean if all she's doing is coming over to see me and we're not going anywhere, just hanging out, she can let the daily grooming routine go for... well longer than I'm thrilled with. But with this win, she will be groomed and sweet smelling much more regularly!