[ SECRET POST #3972 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3972 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[8 out of 10 Cats, The Great British Bake Off]


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03.
[figure skating]


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04.
[Pirates of the Caribbean franchise]


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05.
[Jenny Slate/Chris Evans]


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06.
[X - CLAMP]


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07.
[Daredevil]


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08.
[Jeremy Jordan from Supergirl]


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09.
[Sorcery and Cecilia or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 56 secrets from Secret Submission Post #569.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[feotakahari]

No comment on the rest of your secret, but I once saw someone describe Keira Knightley as a sunken chest with no booty.

[morieris]

My first thought was "Interesting pirate analogy" instead of immediately thinking it was about her body.

[(Anonymous)]

That wouldn't be so bad if she could act.

[feotakahari]

Could anyone in those movies act aside from Johnny Depp?

[(Anonymous)]

Geoffrey Rush, yo

[feotakahari]

Eh, I’ll give you that one. He could at least demonstrate emotion, which was more than Orlando Bloom managed.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I remember going to see the first movie with a couple of friends, and at the time I liked Johnny Depp and thought he was good-looking, but when the credits rolled a group of girls cheered and clapped and giggled when his name rolled, and then another group did the same for Orlando Bloom... and my friends and I looked at each other, and when Geoffrey Rush's name came up we went "whooo! Geoffrey!" and started clapping. I mean, he's not my cup of tea physically but the man can act.

[(Anonymous)]

Ian Mcshane would like a word

[(Anonymous)]

Jack Davenport as James Norrington
Tom Hollander as Lord Cutler Beckett
Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma
Kevin McNally as Gibbs
Bill Nighy as Davy Jones
Stellan Skarsgård as Bootstrap Bill Turner
Lee Arenberg and Mackenzie Crook as Pintel and Ragetti
Chow Yun-fat as Sao Feng
Jonathan Pryce as Governor Swann

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse you, the casts were always pretty damn great in those movies. With the exception of Orlando Bloom, of course.

[(Anonymous)]

Hot take: can Johnny Depp act, or is it all smoke and mirrors in the shade of quirky costumes and weak accents?

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for sharing this rare gem of a misogynystic observation.

[(Anonymous)]

Mte. No one has ever commented on Orlando Bloom's lack of manly attributes.

[(Anonymous)]

+1000000

[(Anonymous)]

ikr? stunning contribution

[(Anonymous)]

MTE

And thank you for some of the comments here backing up the misogyny

[(Anonymous)]

There are more comments objecting to it than backing it up

by a lot

[(Anonymous)]

"it wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have tits if her acting wasn't so bad"


like

OKAY THEN

[(Anonymous)]

And did you let the person who described Keira Knightly that way that they were body shaming? Just as the OP who wrote the secret is body shaming?

(Btw how perfect is your body, OP? I was actually with the secret until the very end, where I went 'sigh, so this is just an excuse to body shame Keira Knightly'.)

[(Anonymous)]

Were they physically 12 or just mentally?