[ SECRET POST #538 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #538 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 67 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

107. Wow, must be a troll, or a bitch. I'm not sure. But I'm sure the girls walking around in skimpy halter tops with their bra straps showing and minis that show off their bikini underwear are so much better. It's only socially correct to act like a whore from this country, amirite?

Also: just because a fan has a bag doesn't mean they're actually perverted. What happened to finding the joke funny?

140. Awww, where's the writing love? :'[ I find this very sad.

147. Well, having gotten into the series with the third game, this kind of makes me sad as well, though I suppose if I put in enough effort I could probably find an emulated copy of the first two. Hmmm.

[(Anonymous)]

*cough isohunt.com cough*

That's where I got mine, anyway.

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

HMMMMMMM awesome. 8Db

[tulleskirt.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't diss halter-top girls. I may have a closet full of minis and a bathroom full of makeup, but dammit, I spend my evenings writing Death Note fanfic. D:

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Ah, forgive me. D: I meant in a more inappropriate manner, with underwear showing or a couple sizes too small and such. I still think it's a cute look!

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Wearing 'promiscuous' clothing is analagous to implying that there is animated porn in your satchel HOW?

When I see a girl dressed like that, the only thing I garner from it is that she has bad fashion sense.

Oh, that's right, I forgot fandom thinks having lots of sex IRL makes you a "whore" because everyone fits into nice little labels, even while it claims it exists in counterculture.

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Having a bag implies your have animated porn HOW?

When I see a bag like that, the only thing I think is hey look, it's another Myth bag, I can't find those in stores around here.

Oh, that's right, I forgot society in general thinks having a joke bag makes you a fat, dirty, perverted weeaboo because everyone fits into nice little labels, even while people claim they know how these things work.

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

The bag says "hentai inside". Joke bag or not, that literally means "there is animated porn inside this bag".

Are you just TRYING to be dense?

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Are you just TRYING to be dense?

It's a play on the phrase "Intel Inside", genius. I would think the logo would've given it away. I've seen worse jokes on network television, as your icon indicates.

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS A COMPUTER JOKE HOLY FUCKBALLS THAT'S AMAZING

The fact that it's an amended well-known logo doesn't negate the fact that it, again, literally means, "there is animated porn inside this bag".

Parroting my responses isn't doing you any e-favors, btw.

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it's bigtext. I'm totally shamed now, and will withdraw from this e-battle and take my parroting tendencies elsewhere.

Although I find it funny that was the basic equivalent of "Don't copy me!"

So, riddle me this: if it was real porn, say, like "Porno Inside", it would be better? Or are you just opposed to the idea of sex-related jokes on apparel in general?

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Dude, I am sitting in my room covered with videogame and anime posters with my roommate, who is typing up an MGS4 FAQ, listening to Cowboy Bebop music. My username is "kinneas", for fuck's sake. Where the hell did you gather that I'm somehow averse to the Japanese part of it?

So no, IMO it would NOT be better. Porno or hentai, you are STILL implying, even jokingly that you have porn in your goddamn backpack. That is creepy. Do you just not get this or something?

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, so I guess porn is just "creepy." Roger that. :|b I agree on terms that porn is better utilized at home, rather than in one's bag, though why a person would have a bag for porn is beyond me, seeing as all the best porn is already on the internet and most adult stores have opaque bags purely for this purpose.

So, hm, I guess a bag that would never actually have porn but jokes that it does is still creepy?

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Riiiight.

I suppose now's the time to go find something more productive to do, seeing as the crux of your argument is based on opinion~~and that never gets resolved anyway. I was hoping for a better comeback than IT'S CREEPY but them's the breaks.

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

All argument is based on opinion.

I don't recall stating that my opinion was anything but.

Re: 107

[(Anonymous)]

YOUR USE OF CAPS LOCK RLY GETS YOUR POINT ACROSS BETTER

I'm not sure what's wrong with your cognitive processes, considering you can't understand that the fact that it's a joke might...er, negate the literal meaning?

Not above poster, but your ~*~*~*~amazing wit~*~*~* won't be getting you any awards, either.

Re: 107

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

What was the last thing that went to Kurt Cobain's mind before he died?


































































His teeth.

...is also a joke. And it's also in shitty taste (though a lot less creepy than someone with that damn bag).

[frakalakalaka.livejournal.com]

I lol'd

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, so it's okay to promote an industry revolving around sex, yet not it's not allowed to make mention of another industry with the same focus?

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

There is a rather significant difference between wearing skin-showing clothing and actually referring to porn.

Totally off topic, but...

[bureburehyatt.livejournal.com]

... Your icon kinda creeps me out. :D;;;;

Re: Totally off topic, but...

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you 8D

[llivla.livejournal.com]

ILU and all your responses. *shot*

[terra]

I don't think Suikoden III is inferior, having played the first two, but the first two are worth experiencing :D

*is just replying to every post about this secret because she's been waiting for a suikosecret forever*