[ SECRET POST #3980 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3980 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Big Family Cooking Showdown]


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03.
[Michael Fassbender/Alicia Vikander]


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04.
[Team Fourstar/Dragon Ball Z Abridged]


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05.
[Nurarihyon no Mago]


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06.
[Candice Swanepoel (Victoria's Secret)]


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07.
(Stranger Things, season 2)


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08.
[Christian Bale]















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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

He's hotter than her.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, definitely not.

[(Anonymous)]

They are both conventionally attractive. He is a bit ahead because his face is actually memorable. She is so plain, you could tell me she was the lead in any of the new Star Wars movies and I would believe you.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't find Fassbender's face to be particularly memorable, sorry. He's just another square-jawed, stubbly-faced white dude in a sea of square-jawed, stubbly-faced white dudes in Hollywood.

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody else I know of has that jaw line and those teeth. If you know some, please share. I am into that.

[(Anonymous)]

*shrug* I don't pay attention to names because that's not my thing. But square jaws and big white teeth aren't rare traits in Hollywood. They're practically mandatory for leading men.

[tabaqui]

Right?

[tabaqui]

You're kidding, right? Square-ish jaw and veneers on his teeth - he has the same fucking teeth 99 percent of Hollywood has.

I'm with other anon - he's very generic looking.

[(Anonymous)]

Those are veneers?

[(Anonymous)]

Jude Law if he got really bad looking veneers?

She is the new Lara Croft.

[(Anonymous)]

Other than that I think she's mostly known for The Danish Girl.

Re: She is the new Lara Croft.

[(Anonymous)]

And Ex Machina. She was pretty good in that.

[(Anonymous)]

Give me a call when she has as many men wanting to fuck her as he has women wanting to fuck him, my delusional anon.

[(Anonymous)]

... because that's totally not a function of him being more well known than she is.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm sure she would be a sex symbol if she was more popular. Totally.

[(Anonymous)]

You say this like you're being sarcastic, which is odd because she totally would be.

[(Anonymous)]

Hon, you're so so naive. That or you're Fassbander hater/a whtshername rabid fan.

[(Anonymous)]

Well yeah, probably. At least as much as Michael Fassbender is a sex symbol - and whether or not he is one is highly debatable, IMO. If the new Lara Croft movie is successful, she'll have tons of men wanting to fuck her.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, sure. He's a very handsome man even for Hollywood standards. That girl, on the other hand? Not so much, she's pretty average looking for a Hollywood actress.

[(Anonymous)]

True, but she also looks way cooler than him.

[thewakokid]

Oh, no. I'm a fand of her, but have you seek kai's icon wit him smoking a fag? Man is cool as Ymirs balls.

[(Anonymous)]

He's cool, in-character.

[thewakokid]

That's all I need.

[kaijinscendre]

Oh man, I've not used that one in a while.

[thewakokid]

That's the stuff. I don't know what that's off but it recharges my cool just looking at it. I feel like I could jump a pack of flaming lions on a motorbike while having sex with a cheerleader just looking at it.