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[ SECRET POST #3983 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3983 ⌋

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I want to believe, but given that Civil War was a flaming bag of dog poo, I don't have trust. Probably will wait for video.

I loved Civil War, so I am excited.

It's a great movie, if you're wanting Keystone Cops or the Stooges rather than a conflict between the smartest person in the franchise vs. its most experienced soldier.

It’s not that i’m sexist, I just remember a time, when I held the door open for a girl, and she began to scream and cry. “You oppressive piece of shit,” she began to say, and when I tried to calm her, she kicked my way. I used self defense, and moments later she was on the ground. The cops were called, and I’m writing this from prison now. It’s not that I hate women, just a selective few, the ones who abuse the system, and many of them do.

I mean, Tony's stupid in Civil War isn't even, "I'm going to start the murderbot singularity apocalypse, again" stupid." It's "I'm going to ignore the conflict developed in the last scene, make TWO trans-Atlantic flights, set up a profoundly uncomfortable and uninteresting scene where I harass a teenager and his guardian, transport him ILLEGALLY without a visa into Germany after I've just given a speech about the rule of law, for no discernible reason other than to create a marketing vehicle."

And then there's the other side. I imagine it going something like this:

BUCKY: He's going to Siberia.

CAP: Ok.

BUCKY: He's probably traveling under a fake identity, and he'll need a car to get to the black site.

SAM: He has a head start, so we better get moving.

BUCKY: I have a cache, so we have money and weapons. And I know a guy who can charter a plane for us. He's just around the corner.

CAP: No.

BUCKY: ????

CAP: We're gonna steal a Quinjet.

BUCKY: He's a spy, he'll be flying business class. I know a guy.

CAP: And if we're going to have a road trip, we better invite Clint.

SAM: He's half-way around the world.

CAP: Yeah, but remember the last time we did a road trip without him?

SAM: So we wait for Clint, to travel through customs, likely tripping all of Tony's fancy search algorithms?

CAP: Yeah, and he'll probably bring Wanda as well.

BUCKY: Ok, so we're stealing a Quinjet, how can we do it unobtrusively?

CAP: We march across the airfield, in costume. It will be a protest parade.

BUCKY: .... he has a four hour head start ....

CAP: (Looks at SuperheroMatch on his phone.) Hey, what about inviting Ant-Guy?

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