[ SECRET POST #3996 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3996 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 30 secrets from Secret Submission Post #572.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the Kylo/Finn wedding comment yesterday: Come up with the silliest fake/troll!spoilers for the new Star Wars movie.
Keep any real spoilers out of this, please.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[thewakokid]

Rey's dad is JarJar Binks.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

Not just that, but Gungans totally work like sea horses where the male carries the babies so he is both her dad and her mom, in a way!

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[cbrachyrhynchos]

My money is still on Chewie, Boba Fett, and Willrow Hood.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[thewakokid]

Stop winding people up. We all know the end of the last film will be Gandalf and the Hobbits turn up to sort out this empire bullshit.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

Throw the bloody lightsaber into the volcano already!

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[thewakokid]

Well, Gollum did survive his fall into Mt Doom - Frodo had the high ground - then he got all this cool cybernetic shit and started talking like James Earl Jones.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how they suddenly got the balls to do it, but that kiss between Snoke and Kylo came way out of left field and was both disturbing and kinda hot, tbh.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[rosehiptea]

That's... almost believable. But still hilarious.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, it was okay, but did it have to be six solid, uncut minutes? Really slowed down the action :/

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

Too much tongue.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe Rey was a cyborg being remotely controlled by Yoda's evil clone all along

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's awesome that Star Wars went full out mecha anime. The catgirl was a surprise though

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

i can't believe just how much war happened in those stars

kyle ron actually did look pretty cool doing that thing with the light sword in the fight against the klingons, tbh

and edgar allen poe was as cool as always, too. love his work

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I like this one.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[nightscale]

The Enterprise coming in to save everyone was definitely a twist I didn't see coming.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[rosehiptea]

Totally wasn't expecting Mr. Darcy to show up but Colin Firth did look badass with that light saber. I guess fencing comes in handy with that!

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[dahli]

Caillou/Rey becomes canon. They rule the universe as father and son.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

The musical numbers were pretty unexpected, especially the Shakira medley, but damn does Mark Hamill got pipes.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just glad that Life Day is still part of the Star Wars canon.

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[were_lemur]

Okay, the Supernatural crossover came from waaaaaaay out in left field, but once you think about it, the Thirteenth Doctor being Rey's mom makes total sense. (But please please please make the Sherlock thing just a red herring.)

I'm so excited for Episode IX: the One With All the Fish

Re: Silliest fake!spoilers for Star Wars

[greghousesgf]

Chewie is related to Captain Kirk