[ SECRET POST #3997 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3997 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2]


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[Neil Gaiman, Good Omens]


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[Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan / I, Tonya]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #572.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

What is the weirdest fic you've read?

Re: Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

I think the one where Sam and Dean were turned into Care Bears.

Re: Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

What? Why?

Re: Based on #7

[bur]

Outside of Teletubby murder porn from the 90s, there was a Lovecraftian Steve/Bucky fic that completely blew my mind with wtf. It was pretty hecking awesome, though.

Re: Based on #7

[tabaqui]

Link?

Re: Based on #7

[bur]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10700568/chapters/23700885

Summary:

Bucky shrugs. “My brothers wish me dead. But I have claimed this world as mine, and should any dare approach I will slaughter them, and their progeny.”

“Oh,” Steve says weakly. “Well, it’s tough coming from a large family.”

Re: Based on #7

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeee!
Thankee. :D

Re: Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god wow. I'm not even in the Avengers fandom, but I'm probably going to read this because it sounds awesome. Like, Lovecraftiness, but with consent and no major character death? YESSSS. And I low-key ship Steve/Bucky anyway, so bring it on. :D

Re: Based on #7

[kaijinscendre]

That one LOTR fic where Legolas's elf species were all sex slaves and if you squeezed their ear they would get super horny. And I want point Legolas humps a tree because Aragorn squeezes his ear (he was Aragorn's slave) but then orcs attack so Legolas is horny with no one to have sex with.

Re: Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason I can just imagine a sexually frustrated Legolas pouting and kicking a tree as he's left all alone.

Re: Based on #7

[(Anonymous)]

Lollll

Re: Based on #7

[greghousesgf]

House being Elrond from LOTR's sex slave, and then it got a lot weirder.

Re: Based on #7

[nightscale]

McShep penguin fic, it was so weird but also kinda cute?

Re: Based on #7

[feotakahari]

Basically anything posted on Unending BE. That entire site is a neverending source of WTF.

Re: Based on #7

[raspberryrain]

What does the BE stand for?

Re: Based on #7

[feotakahari]

Breast Expansion.

for some reason, sharks

[(Anonymous)]

The XMFC au where magneto was secretly a shark who'd been turned into a person, and all of his courtship behaviours were offputting fish things, and he had shark teeth.

there was also a hockey fic involving shark mpreg/oviposition or something. I didn't get far with that one.

Re: for some reason, sharks

[(Anonymous)]

lol wtf shark courting behaviours? I hope he wasn't a tiger shark (or was it a bull shark?) because they are VERY aggressive when mating. Like...abusive, if they were people.

Re: Based on #7

[mimi_sardinia]

I once tried to read "Celebrían". I didn't get far.