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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-12-13 06:45 pm

[ SECRET POST #3997 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3997 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2]


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[Neil Gaiman, Good Omens]


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[Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan / I, Tonya]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #572.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: fic link

(Anonymous) 2017-12-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"After all, an octopus love-making isn't quick and tame."
I'm starting to wonder, with the odd syntax and errors, if this was written by an ESL whose native language was German...
(I'll take "questions that shouldn't occur to you while reading porn" for 500, please, Alex)

Re: fic link

(Anonymous) 2017-12-14 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Also in "questions that shouldn't occur to you while reading porn", how the hell does Eric have a tanned leg after years of under-the-sea sex slavery?

Re: fic link

(Anonymous) 2017-12-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
And the answer is: PASSION FISH!

... "What is the worst nickname ever used in porn?"

Re: fic link

(Anonymous) 2017-12-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
ELL (English Language Learner) is the person, ESL (English as a Second Language) is the class.