[ SECRET POST #4003 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4003 ⌋

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Comments

[cbrachyrhynchos]

And Kylo in TFA had anti-charisma. He's so unpleasant to watch, that he makes Greedo look like Don Juan. Compared to Anakin's smoldering hunger, Palpatine seducing Anakin out of his convictions and pants with a night at the water-ballet, and Darth Vader's voice and physical presence, Kylo came off about as sexy as my pre-teen nephew having a meltdown. The hunchback with the facial scar had more sex appeal in a three-minute scene than Kylo demonstrated in all of TFA.

[(Anonymous)]

Yesss. All I could see in TFA was whiny Mozenrath, it was ridic. He was such an emo crybaby, every time he was alone I expected him to turn on a tiny ipod in his helmet and jam out to early Linkin Park, maybe sketch dragons dramatically.

[(Anonymous)]

Anakin? Smoldering?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Well, like a blown-out birthday candle, which is still more heat than we got from Kylo in TFA.

Anakin's problem was that he's a black hole of need for affection, while Kylo's problem was that it's pointless to love someone who hates the idea of love.