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fandomsecrets2008-07-05 05:23 pm
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[ SECRET POST #547 ]
⌈ Secret Post #547 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Re: 139 OP
...That can't be a real disease! Although he certainly shows signs of it.
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AFSGFDSGFHe has called me Igor once. He said he was joking, but...
Not the glasses! I need those to breathe see! ...Crap, I can't do some dumb strikethrough comment when the rest of it already is in strikethrough.Re: 139 OP
(Anonymous) 2008-07-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)Oh, come on, Jeff. I just can't believe a smart guy like you wouldn't have heard of Frankenstein's Syndrome!
It starts with long absences and calling people Igor. You think he just has some business that keeps him away for a while and he just said that as a joke...and then one night you hear, out of the blue:
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeff...
I'm H U N G R Y...
But it might not happen like that. Sometimes it skips a generation
(What's wrong with me is that I'm a big jerk...also you're fun to tease.)
You need your glasses to...breathe.
That's either the flimsiest way to ward off a threat I've ever heard or...a crazy experiment! THAT'S ANOTHER SYMPTOM!
Re: 139 OP
AGH DON'T SAY THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TRAUMATIZING THAT WAS IT MAKES YOUR CHIMERA FEARS SEEM LIKE NOTHING. NOTHING.
*cries in a corner*Actually there is some speculation floating around that I am either a robot or a clone....But if I'm a clone that blows away everything I've said about not taking part in genetic engineering.
Re: 139 OP
(Anonymous) 2008-07-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)If you're concerned, I could give you this free pamphlet I have called So, You Think You're a Mad Scientist
...Oh, quit crying. I'll cut it out.
...But! I don't make stuff up for fun. I'm cruel, but I'm honest. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
Me, I'm picturing swirly red smoke with big teeth and a bird that looks like a fetus in profileOK I'M DONE NOWa-HA! I knew it!
That still doesn't explain the "need glasses to breathe" thing.
Re: 139 OP
I'm going to hope that it never happens, ever. Praying can do wonders, I've seen it with my own eyes!
No, see, I was going to cross out "breathe" but the rest of it was already crossed out too so the joke didn't turn out as intended. YEAH YEAH I FAIL I KNOW.Re: 139 OP
(Anonymous) 2008-07-06 05:15 am (UTC)(link)I have a LOT of pamphlets. Mostly stuff like "So, You've Caused a Complete Stranger to Relive Horrible Trauma," "Going Too Far: How Not To," and "How to Tell If You're a Sociopath Who Delights in the Suffering of Others." I didn't get much out of them, to be honest. Wonder what made me think of those...
You said "hope," not "pray." Semantic difference.
Well, if it makes you feel better I missed that you wrote anything after "breathe" and didn't even get that it supposed to be a joke. So, we both fail together. We're now FAILURE FRIENDS.