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[ SECRET POST #4041 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4041 ⌋

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[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; linked for illustrated? nudity / OP warned for NSFW]

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11. [SPOILER for Stranger Things, season 2]

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12. [WARNING for discussion of sexual assault]

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13. [WARNING for discussion of sexual assault]

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Which are your favorites in general?

Which do you find the most attractive? Least attractive?

Which do you want to disappear forever?

Which would you be if you weren't human?
Note that this one is "what would you be," not "what would you want to be".

Favorites: dragons, elves, dwarves, orcs, Ainur, Balrogs, vampires

Attractive: Elves, Ainur

least attractive: orcs

Disappear: None really. I love fantasy species and races in general. If zombies count, though, then zombies.

I would love to be an elf or a vampire. That would be cool. I'd probably be a hobbit, though.

Edited 2018-01-27 00:31 (UTC)

Which are your favorites in general?

Orcs. SOME elven races, although I know I can't really trust them. They're a sneaky lot.

Which do you find the most attractive? Least attractive?

Oh, I'm pretty broad on this one. Most of them are pretty hot. I used to not love halflings, but then I read that Incase comic, and that got me turned around on them pretty damn quick. Probably dwarves are least attractive. Too square.

Which do you want to disappear forever?

Not a race, but I've never gelled with paladins.

Which would you be if you weren't human?
Note that this one is "what would you be," not "what would you want to be"

I'd like to be an Orc, but I think I'd get stuck as a human. Maybe a troll depending on the canon (Witcher Troll, definitely)

Dragons. Dragons are the best. I don't even care what kind of dragons. I'd be a dragon, dragons are the most beautiful, dragons are the coolest. I want a pet dragon.

Yes.

+Elevinty billion.

I wanna be a dragon, very specifically I'd like to be a 3.5ed D&D Red Dragon because they're intelligent, have magic, can shape-shift and are fucking magnificent.

Picturing Terry Pratchett’s swamp dragons that explode when startled—the only one who ever figured out how to fly did it by combusting his rocket-fuel quality farts—I like to think I’d be noble and terrifying and graceful, but if someone claps their hands behind me I jump and shriek.

All dragons are wonderful. Even swamp dragons.

dragons are awesome as fuck

Cover me in truffle oil and throw me to the Hobbits!

Tauren, dwarves, yeah I'm weird.

Tired: non-faerie elves, drow.

What would I be? Probably a gnome.

Tauren are majestic and badass, I don't find that weird at all

Which are your favorites in general?
https://wow.gamepedia.com/Ethereal

Which do you find the most attractive? Least attractive?
N/A

Which do you want to disappear forever?
Ones where every single person is uniformly sexy, maybe? It just gets boring.

Which would you be if you weren't human?
Considering everything I'm allergic to, Quarian.

Which do you want to disappear forever?
Ones where every single person is uniformly sexy, maybe? It just gets boring.

NOOOOO! This is why I believe in gun rights! We need to oppose tyrants like you!

I'm fine with sexy races, just the ones where all of them look like conventionally attractive clones bore me.

Like you'd think succubi would get with the times and realize there's a huge niche of untapped people who are into big or muscular or tomboy women or other things not conventional but you never see any. Where are all the incubi who specialize in being big hefty bearded guys or femme dudes and all of that? It makes no sense! You'd think they'd know their market, considering what they are!

So you're saying down with the draenei?

Mister, you and me better take this outside.

You could say that about any MMO race, really - video games get sort of a pass, since most don't/can't have custom 3D models for every PC/NPC and you have to just kinda assume stuff like "bigger/smaller Tauren" or "more/less hunched Trolls" exist. The games that DO let you customize are pretty cool, though.

I meant things like always-beautiful elves or fairies or dryads or sylphs or angels or succubi - stuff not limited in a meta way by how much a game engine can handle.

(I still want to see the adventures of lumberjack incubus and trucker succubus, anyway.)

dryads?

You going after my wood-chicks? My lord man, stop digging, I can't even find words for this degeneracy anymore!

I might need to clarify. I'm just joking. We're cool.

Edited 2018-01-27 01:21 (UTC)

I'm a lumberjack incubus and I'm okay

I fuck all night and I work all day.

I cut down egos, I eat my lunch

Re: So, fantasy races thread

thewakokid - 2018-01-27 02:06 (UTC) - Expand

Re: So, fantasy races thread

greghousesgf - 2018-01-27 02:09 (UTC) - Expand

My answers make me sound like a 14-year-old girl and I am not ashamed.

I like beautiful ethereal elves that also have a nonhuman, slightly wild/fey element to them. Fangs preferred. I definitely find elves super attractive, especially the concept of super beautiful, feminine-looking guys.

I also like were-creatures (not just werewolves, but were-cats, etc.) and I like the idea of catboys/catgirls, or other humanoids with some animal characteristics like ears, tails, claws, and wings. No to furry though, they have to still be pretty human.

I like vampires. Especially bisexual vampires.

I don't like goblins/orcs. Sorry. I wish I did. Goblins in particular will never not conjure up silliness to me. I've seen some interesting concept art for orcs that intrigues me more, but mostly it seems like they are just made to be gross looking so meh. Sort of same with trolls, but I've seen troll-like creatures start to get kind of interesting (less on the ugly, icky, and silly and more on the beautiful well-muscled specimen with horns and stuff. My real test is how the women look. If there aren't any, it's a fail.)

Actually on the women point, it's a massive pet peeve in games, etc. where you have gross, exaggerated looking male orcs/goblins/etc.... but the women are slender and wearing bikinis with traditionally beautiful bodies. wtf.

If I were not a human, I don't really have any criteria who I think I'd be (as opposed to who I'd want to be). Probably a catgirl. If I got lucky, a warrior elf princess. I swear I'm not actually 14 anymore.

Around Elves, Watch yourselves.

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Tumblr keeps recommending posts by a person who's really, really into kobolds: https://koboldpost-generator.tumblr.com. If nothing else, I appreciate their enthusiasm. It reminds me of what Dragonlance tried and failed to do with kender.

I like a lot of the designs that people come up with for demons. On the flipside, I often find dwarf designs boring and cliche.

I'd say the race I least care for is kender and most kender-equivalents. Basically, the "cute" part of the Five Races: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveRaces

As for myself, I have to admit I'm a slime: voracious, lethargic, and leaving disgusting messes everywhere I go.

I'm sooooo tired of your basic elves/dwarves/orcs thing. And a little burned out on mermaids but not nearly as much. My favorite demihuman races are from One Piece and Suikoden.

OP has fishmen, which I like much better than mermaids, Longarms, Longlegs, Snakenecks, and Three-eyes. And giants, but eh. Giants. I looooove Longarms, Longlegs, and Snakenecks. They're so unique. Oh and there's Minks, but I'm not much of a furry so I don't care as much about the Mink Tribe.

Suikoden has nekobolds (cat people), Lizards, Ducks, kobolds, beavers, and I think there's sapient flying squirrels as well but I really love the Lizards the most. A warrior tribe with strong senses of honor. They wear cool shirts.

idk what I'd be. maybe a Duck.

Favorites: Dunmer, khajiit, argonians, orcs, mermaids, dragons, vampires, werewolves, centaurs and hobbits.

Most attractive: Elves, mermaids and orcs.

Disappear: Do zombies count? 'Cause I'd be perfectly happy to never see a goddamn zombie ever again.

What I'd be: Probably a hobbit. I'm just about short enough to be one already. I'd probably want to be a vampire hobbit, but I don't think I'd mind being a plain old hobbit.

Edited 2018-01-27 04:59 (UTC)

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