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fandomsecrets2008-07-07 05:00 pm
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[ SECRET POST #549 ]
⌈ Secret Post #549 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Re: OP of 114
Re: OP of 114
Second reaction: What.
Third reaction: Hahahahahahahaa wtf this is HILARIOUS.
Fourth reaction: ... BEES???
R-remind me if that one was in the original too because HAHA WTF all I can think of now is Eddie Izzard. XD
Re: OP of 114
In the first film "Cage"'s character was religious and did not believe in pre-marital sex, and was thus a virgin. This was related to the twist ending. Of course, no grown man could ever be believed to be a virgin and still taken seriously in a movie today, so sex was replaced with... bees. I guess.
Killing me won't bring back your goddamned honey!
Re: OP of 114
See, bees in the original would not have made it BAD, per se. I do not disapprove of bees. I could scream like a bawling baby if someone poured bees on MY head. But the honey thing was so retarded what and. Yeah. I was pretty sure there was no torture-by-bee!
The thing that disappoints me most about this movie is the screaming in the burning wicker man. HE DID NOT SCREAM. HE STARTED SINGING HYMNS WHILE THEY SACRIFICED HIM. That was so amazing in the original- it was seriously the best part of the movie, so them taking it out was just pure dumb. I'm not religious at all and they still should never have even CONSIDERED cutting that shit.
Re: OP of 114
Re: OP of 114
This movie sends a great message though. DO NOT BE DISRESPECTIN' FEMINISTS. We'll fill your face full of motherfuckin' bees.
Re: OP of 114
* In both movies, when Edward arrives in Sister Rose's classroom, and asks the whereabouts of Rowan, she responds with the same line: "If she existed, we would know of her."
* In the end of both movies, all of the islanders wear all kinds of costumes and masks for their festivities.
That's it! Oh, subtly snarky Wikipedia...
Re: OP of 114
When Malus wakes up, Dr. Moss informs him that they revived him the "old way" which means raping him.
I think that may be the best sentence I've ever read.
Ellen Burstyn replaces Christopher Lee as the lead antagonist.
That, on the other hand, may be the worse. ): Oh, this movie. It looks too chock-full of both hilarity and EPIC FAIL. I careen between the opinions of "let us never speak of this again" and "I have to watch it now, it's like being told there's a movie about the Rock punching babies!"
Re: OP of 114
"Step away from the bike!"
Re: OP of 114
I have to wonder, though, how LaBute ever managed to think that "giving the film a feminist slant" could be accomplished by making all the women in the movie part of a delusional murdering psychopathic cult. THAT'S NOT A GOOD PORTRAYAL, OKAY.
I want one of that cult's festivals to involve candy so he can steal it from their children. And then punch anyone who tries to give him an apple (lol irony!).
Re: OP of 114
But no, it does give the film a feminist slant! Feminism just slants into crazy, man-murdering beemiacs, donchaknow?
He would steal their candy. When he's not taking their stupid masks.
Re: OP of 114
Orz that could never have been a good idea. XD I THINK I LOVE THE WORD "BEEMIACS" THOUGH.
I know, the clips of that scene are just like... "I'm here to steal your childhood, kids!" Screw it, I really want to see this movie now just to laugh at it. XD;