Uh. I’m not currently suicidal, but I have been. And, well, no. I actually used to argue myself, as well as friends and family who have wrestled with suicidal thoughts, out of beating themselves up quite so badly by saying “look, whatever fucked up shit your brain’s telling you right now, at least you haven’t eaten a puppy sandwich or lured kids into a panel van, so you can’t be as evil as you think you are.” I’ve seen people post that they’re suicidal on FS before and honestly if you want to help suicidal people on FS, engage those people in conversation and distract them with silly jokes. Don’t defend pedophiles. I had two family members commit suicide because they were raped by one so your reasoning rings really hollow.