[ SECRET POST #4047 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[linked at OP's request for pics of raw meat and stuff]


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What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

What are you least favorite?

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

1877KARS4KIDS

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Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

lmao

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

All I'm going to say is: that fucking kid knows what a computer is.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. I hate Apple anyways, but I just can't stand that commercial.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[kaijinscendre]

My favorite is the Magic Bullet. I used to watch that infomercial over and over as a kid.

My least favorite is this radio commercial that would come on EVERY morning with a child with pertussis coughing to warn people to vaccinate their kids.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

Magic Bullet? The one where a bunch of People meet in the kitchen, the day after a party? I've seen that one a lot way back.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

I like the Magic Bullet one too.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[morieris]

Before AMC bought out Camike (truth be told, the last time I was in that theater was in July so it might still be there), there's a boy who is going on a date with a girl and it's like a minute and a half long just to advertise some fucking Coke.

Shit, come on.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

And then, they did an extension of it with them as parents or something.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

People have favorite commercials? ... I don’t watch tv or listen to the radio, and ignore or block online ads.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[tabaqui]

Sure! I mean - i only see a commercial if i look it up on YouTube, but those Old Spice ads with 'The man your man could smell like' are fun (and the actor is hot).

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[case]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pboUsEHwOgk

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

Fave: the dancing Citroen C4.

Least: Toffefee.

Another scorcher! Cool!

[junee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Favorite: This program has been brought to you by ....

Least favorite: Spotify is back to selling fragile masculinity and hair loss ads.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

I have to say that I was very impressed with the new Mayhem commercials where they had him turn over a new leaf to try to prevent mayhem for his New Years Resolution but then he learned other people already broke their resolutions so he's back to causing mayhem.

I like when there's a storyline like that to invest in.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[tabaqui]

Old Spice guy! 'I'm on a horse.' He's just so damn cute.

Least favorite would be the horrible begging ads with sad music and starving children/animals. They come off as almost wallowing in the misery.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

We used to get these commercials from the Foundation for a Better Life and I loved all of them. My favorite was the one where a lady forgets her purse and a kid runs after the bus she got on to return it to her.

I hate the PopTarts ones. They make me feel bad for the PopTarts.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

I love that stupid Progressive insurance commercial with the talking box who gets a chinchilla named Rocco.

The Sprite "I like the Sprite in you" commercials are my favorite.

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4RtiPhGxA4

The old Big Red commercials were pretty sweet, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1m-33ggYUk

I very much dislike the new DirecTV ones.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

Least favorite: those weird pistachio commercials where the elephant is lying on the floor talking about squirrel sisters who, I can only assume from the context the commercial gives me, had sex with an elephant for a pistachio. I don't know if the pistachio people meant to imply that squirrels had sex with an elephant for a nut but they definitely did.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

commercials I hate (as seen during the first half of the Houston-San Antonio basketball game):

- Geico. Geico should be banned from advertising. I'm serious. We should get some momentum behind this.

- the La Quinta hotel commercials, just because their narrator is annoying, and has a stupid voice

- Apple commercials, because the songs are super annoying. That one with "if it's all right, I want to kick it with you all night" - I hate that song now.

- Corona commercials, where every single person who's ever drank a Corona is distractingly, absurdly, unrealistically gorgeous and lives a life that's entirely spent in gorgeous sunlight with other gorgeous friends. Fuck off. Go to Hell, Corona.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

most commercials make me feel like I'm losing brain cells just watching them let alone trying to understand how some ad exec got paid to come up with them

but I really like the Mayhem guy in the insurance commercials. I don't even know what the fuck insurance it is, but Mayhem rules. RECALCULATING.

Re: What are your favorite commercials?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know about favorite or least favorite, but I am currently bemused by that Subaru/Meals on Wheels commercial that for a second looks like an eHarmony ad with an elderly man and a younger man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNXVClfsy_Q