[ SECRET POST #4049 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4049 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Harry Styles. He's a former boy-band idol. He's considered to be so sexy by some fucking crazy people that his bandmate, Louis, had a fake wife, a fake pregnancy, and a fake baby to hide how much they're banging behind the scenes. (The Year Babygate is Revealed is becoming the new Year of Linux on the Desktop.)

The latest rumor is that Styles was sort of good in Dunkirk (although not good enough to get any award nominations). Nolan directed Dunkirk. Nolan is contracted to direct the next Bond. Therefore, Styles will be the next Bond, assuming they can pull him away from Luis's arms after their super secret love affair that everyone seems to know about goes public. (Is it obvious that I don't consider pre-pre-pre-casting rumors to be much more credible than babygate?)

[cbrachyrhynchos]

(Never mind that directors may not have the last word on casting a franchise film like the next James Bond.)