[ SECRET POST #4050 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4050 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Chris Pratt as Peter Quill; not a repeat, just similar image]


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03.
[Helen Mirren in Winchester]


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04.
[Philip Quast as Javert, Les Misérables: The Dream Cast in Concert]


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05.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation, S01E08 "Justice"]


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06.
[Community]


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07.
[Grace and Frankie]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 37 secrets from Secret Submission Post #580.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

There once was a guy from Nantucket

[type_wild]

or so it went in a Digimon fanfic wherein Joe got drunk and I always disappointed that he was interrupted from sharing the rest of it with me.

Does anyone know the rest?

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[thewakokid]

I can't even think what that could be. There's hardly anything that rhymes with Nantucket

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[thewakokid]

Oh, I found it!:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantookit.

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[type_wild]

...yeah, google would've been the obvious answer and now I feel stupid. Thanks for doing the job for me, I guess *g*

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[mrs_don_draper]

The one I know is:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c***, I would fuck it."

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[(Anonymous)]

I remember hearing a particularly filthy one that went:

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

(Except I'm not sure it was "ear" - I just can't think of what else it would be.)

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[type_wild]

I think it must've been that one, since it was clearly something dirty enough to merit interrupted it in the story.

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[meredith44]

It might not have been meant to be representative of a specific limerick. That first line itself is a joke at this point. (See Wikipedia for more.)

Re: There once was a guy from Nantucket

[type_wild]

...and so continues my adult education, huh. The more you know.