[ SECRET POST #4058 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4058 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

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[(Anonymous)]

Mostly it confused me. I guess bc I don't pay attention that much and I thought he was still single after Violet.

[(Anonymous)]

Who is this?

[morieris]

Is that the Cinema Snob?

[(Anonymous)]

I...think?

[morieris]

I just watch his Midnight Showing reviews (and one where he reviewed a movie they shot in my town).

I'm not up to date on his personal life - or, apparently, his appearance...

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow that's a name I haven't thought about in years. Also I googled his website and was like oh, did he change domains since it does say © Copyright 2014 but nope, newest updates are from this year so that's the actual 2018 website design, oh my. At least the @ yahoo email is also in style.

Now that I have something to watch though see you guys in a week or however long it takes to watch weird movie summaries again.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's stupid. Lots of people have similar fantasies about their celebrity crush. I certainly do!

[(Anonymous)]

Did you ever, like, approach him about this in any way? Because if literally all you ever did was crush from a super long distance, which it sounds like you did given you had no idea of anything in his personal life, I...dont see how you could have really hoped as opposed to purely fantasized. Like, I don't want to be mean, but if you've never so much as spoken to him this makes no sense.

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't know how to stand out amongst the masses. He's got tons of fans, what could I have said to make him notice me?

[(Anonymous)]

See this is kind of my point. There's a difference between hoping and fantasizing.

[anarchicq]

Dude certainly has a type. Jillian, Violet and Laura(Lauren?) all share similar features.

[(Anonymous)]

OP here. Laura and I are VERY similar in appearance, which makes it all the more painful.

[(Anonymous)]

If “early 20s and hot” is a type, then yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

I was just kind of shocked when his (current) wife showed up in Midnight Reviews recently and mentioned she was 22. IDK why because I only recently started watching the videos of some internet "critics" and I don't know jack shit about his personal life but that strikes me as quite young for him.

Which is not to say it affects me at all or I really give much of a shit. Sorry your sleazeball got snapped up.

[(Anonymous)]

They're obviously consenting adults. You care if you're calling a dude you don't know a sleazeball.

[(Anonymous)]

Plenty of people feel this way about the celebs they get crushes on. It only veers to creepy if you go all stalker on him, or declare yourself celibate until you have a chance at him or something. Just remember, you feel like you know him because you pay so much attention to him, but not only is that not reciprocated, it’s not really true because you only know cherry-picked for public consumption him. You’d probably be dissatisfied with a relationship with him, honestly, because he’s not going to be what you’ve built up in your head. Plus, the dude’s tiny. If you’re not a little pixie child you’d snap him like a twig.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to be honest.

You need to step back. You need to move on. You're never going to be his lady and you never stood a chance. This is actually really creepy.

[(Anonymous)]

As long as you keep things in perspective, I don't think you're being that creepy. That said, you might want to find your own Brad to love. There are plenty of dudes out there who love film and pop culture.