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⌈ Secret Post #4065 ⌋

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[Grace and Frankie]

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[Gillian Anderson]

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[Actress Martha Higareda as Kristin Ortega in Altered Carbon]

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[Supernatural S01E09, "Home"]

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[FX's Legion]

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[Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey]

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08. https://i.imgur.com/846oK7X.png
[The Shape of Water; linked at OPs request, it's a dildo]

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Am I the only person who gets tired of weird creatures (like the fish monster or whatever) having human-like genitalia even though the rest of them is something inhuman? So dull. Come up with something more interesting.

https://i.redd.it/pn81kkhvi3mz.jpg (nsfw!)

There's going to be a certain formal, functional similarity in anything that's going to be used in penetrative sex

Soooo come up with a different kind of sex.

This is exactly the kind of thing I'm complaining about.

Listen, thinking about non-human genitalia at all is pretty far on the extreme for Hollywood already.

I think, to take The Shape of Water as an example, having the fishman fill the water with milt in a futile effort to impregnate Elisa, before dying like a spawning salmon, would be a whole different movie.

Yeah. It's an unlicensed and unauthorized production of a sex-toy maker and not a life model, so being safe for insertion is one of the key criteria.

I remember this comic with Superman and Lois about to have sex and she was like "WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCKERS AND PINCERS?"

Remember; Superman is from another planet, people!

LOL, I love that one:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/55/53/88/555388220456bc1d5cd1b4114e58c621.jpg

BAHAHAHA

lmao

this is the best & I like the art

I once read a Steven Universe fic (I know, I know) where characters had geode-esque vaginas and I thought that was kinda fun, especially since all other SU focus were written by former homestucks who gave everyone tentacle dicks for some reason

Ah ha ha.
http://thestir.cafemom.com/food_party/210483/geode-cake-vagina-nadias-bakery/216031/on_facebook_nadia_cakes_posted/1

(This bakery wins everything for all their hilarious replies.)

My smut-fic was forged in homesick fandom, you can never stop me from writing tentacles in every fandom I enter

But it doesn't make sense in Steven Universe! They're an asexually reproducing species of all female rock people! We can think bigger than tentacles! Open your mind!

You're right, i CAN think bigger than tentacles! The steven universe gems all have TWO TENTACLES!

As long as you don't literally call them a "nook" and "bulge" when writing outside of homestuck I can accept that

I saw a really great video on youtube about weird animal genitalia that made me question why we only get A/B/O with knotted dog dicks. We could have hemipenes or corkscrew duck dicks or so many other kinds of things! So yes, I agree, human-like penis/vaginas are pretty boring.

Here's the video BTW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPJkz-D5II
And another interesting one on bird dicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZJ_3_cTGoI

Because A/B/O is little more than a shaved furry AU?

It is, but if you're going to play around with anatomy and stuff, might as well really play around with it. All they really do is add dick knots and make dude's asses self-lubricate and gush. Give them a double corkscrew dick, make it really interesting.

Not everyone's a xenophile, Karen

I mean this is explicitly about xeno porn though so like ???

It's a joke. You missed the joke. It's literally the, "Not everyone is neurotypical, Karen" joke.

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