[ SECRET POST #4075 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4075 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Coyote and Nwabudike Bergstein from Grace and Frankie]



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03.
(Driven)


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04.
[Choutokkyuu/Bullet Train]


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06.
[Thor: Ragnarok]


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07.
[Castlevania]













Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

05. https://i.imgur.com/UYDO2bu.png

[morieris]

I'm never 100% sure where his eyes are.

[morieris]

Though his rather skeptical look at the Oscars last year (before the big fuck up) still makes me laugh

[esteefee]

That was the most hilarious thing...but it turned out he was laughing in relief at people panicking over the envelope screw up because at first he'd thought the panic was bc someone had been hurt or had a heart attack. Or so he says. He might've just thought it was funny how shocked his La La Land peeps were at losing Best Picture.

[(Anonymous)]

Presumably on his face.

[(Anonymous)]

I once saw them roll disembodied into a Starbucks and order a latte.

[morieris]

"Presumably".

[(Anonymous)]

Above his nose, but below his hair.

[(Anonymous)]

The rare example of a human who falls into the uncanny valley

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like, if I ended up several hundred years in the future, and one celebrity had reached a degree of immortality like Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who, it would be Ryan Gosling, and I wouldn't be surprised when his attendants rolled him out on a trolley to be moisturised.

[(Anonymous)]

no opinion on Gosling but I'm surprised at the amount of agreement this secret is getting

same

[raspberryrain]

I don't really get it.

[(Anonymous)]

Probably because he's not actually smiling in photos like these. Like there are no wrinkles around the eyes or anything. He's putting on a mask for the camera. That said, made him the perfect choice for the lead role in the latest Blade Runner movie. He's human but he doesn't emote in a very human way.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it because of Murder by Numbers? I was never able to find him not psycho-ey after that movie, even though it's just a movie - and I don't usually have that problem separating movie from actor.

[(Anonymous)]

It seems like there's an unusual distance between his eyes and his mouth.

He doesn't creep me out, but I sort of remember him from MMC.

[(Anonymous)]

And that's a little strange for me. He seems like a pretty nice guy, but he doesn't hit sexy for me, at all. Maybe this will help - him on Graham Norton, cracking up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA). Him and Emma Stone with a story about dancing and Crazy Stupid Love (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haa7xW8itkY). And the SNL skit where he cannot quite keep it together (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE).

Re: He doesn't creep me out, but I sort of remember him from MMC.

[tabaqui]

GRAHAM NORTON DEATH SPIRAL DAMN YOU ANON!!!!!!!!

Re: He doesn't creep me out, but I sort of remember him from MMC.

[(Anonymous)]

GRAHAM NORTON IS AWESOME! I FEEL NO REMORSE.

Re: He doesn't creep me out, but I sort of remember him from MMC.

[tabaqui]

CAN'T. STOP. CLICKING.
SEND. HELP.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never understood the fascination with him. Personally, I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagina, but YMMV.

[tabaqui]

He's not creepy to me....well, no, i tell a lie. He's just...so...blank. Even when he's 'emoting', he just....

There's nothing *there*.

I will never get people's fascination with him or Tatum Channing.

[(Anonymous)]

Channing Tatum has a great body and can dance. Ryan Gosling...just no.

[tabaqui]

But Channing Tatum - omg, however his name goes - looks like a potato. With ears.

Meh.

[(Anonymous)]

If you look, one of his eyes, his left one, is noticeably lower than his right. When he's turned right side to the camera it isn't as obvious, but if you see him straight on, it's blatant.

LIterally it was all I could notice in Blade Runner 2049.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think he's creepy but I just... I don't know. He's kind of off-putting somehow? I can't explain it. I don't think he's ugly or a bad actor or offensive or anything. Maybe he just seems really bland to me? He's one of those very rare cases where I get annoyed that people are into an actor I'm not into and I don't know why.