[ SECRET POST #559 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #559 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[pikabot]

I don't know. I don't even know that she got plastic surgery! That is because I have no idea who this woman is. All I know is that she doesn't look bad at all in the image you linked! OH NO SHE HAS A LINE ON HER FACE CALL THE FUCKING FASHION POLICE.

[(Anonymous)]

If you don't know the lady, much less the fandom, congrats. I hope it feels pretty special to be an idiot.

[pikabot]

I could say the same of you. Not everybody follows japanese music, which from other comments appears to be what she's from. Shit, even the western musicians I follow religiously, if you put an image of them in front of me I couldn't tell you who the fuck they are. I'm not seeing how this is relevant. All the information I have on her are the images you chose to represent her. Which is fine because all I'm commenting on is her appearance.

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm an idiot for calling that Barbie doll a hag.

Hm.

[pikabot]

No, you're an idiot for thinking that knowledge of the popular culture of a country thirteen time zones away from the one I occupy is a good yardstick for intelligence.

Actually, yeah, you are an idiot for calling her a hag, because you keep using the word when it's clear you don't know what the word means. From Merriam-Webster:

Hag: an ugly, slatternly, or evil-looking old woman

If I look that young when I'm thirty, I'll be on my hands and knees thanking god. Christ.

[(Anonymous)]

Measure that in centimeters.

I know what a hag is. I think she's a hag because of all the plastic surgery she had.

[pikabot]

No, you clearly don't know what a hag is. If you did, you would realize how fucktarded you sound and stop talking.

Let me spell it out for you: THIRTY YEARS OLD IS NOT OLD. You'd think this would be common sense but apparently not.

It doesn't matter how much plastic surgery she may or may not have (and frankly, with just these two images to compare with, I'm skeptical. She just looks like she's been airbrushed and makeuped in the supposed 'post-surgery' one). Unless she is old to term 'hag' does not apply. Words have meanings.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. Whatever you say, idiot.

Thirty isn't old, but it's too old to wear that dress.

[pikabot]

No it isn't. It still looks fine on her, meaning, she's not too old to wear it. And even if it was, it still wouldn't make her a hag.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, it is. You can see her vagoo. I don't want to see that plastic piece of shit.

[pikabot]

I've examined the image in question quite closely, and I see no vagoo. Perhaps, you are imagining things.

And this is all rather irrelevant. Even if she were cavorting about buck-naked, your use of the word 'hag' would still not be even vaguely appropriate. Do I have to break out the Inigo Montoya?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

I really don't think you do.

[pikabot]

Which word? 'Hag'? Because last time I checked *points up-thread* Merriam-Webster's got my back.

[(Anonymous)]

This, dumbass:

Hag: an ugly, slatternly, or evil-looking old woman

Therefore, she's a hag.

[pikabot]

She would have to be old for that definition to apply. It's right there in the fucking definition you quoted at me, that I quoted at you.

[(Anonymous)]

Older compared to the younger idols.

But still too old to be wearing that fucking dress. COVER UP YOUR LEGS, GRANNY.

[pikabot]

That still doesn't make her old. You even said yourself that thirty isn't old. And whether or not that dress is appropriate for her age is completely irrelevant.

Are you done with the circular argumentation and the strawman logic? Or do you want to keep digging that hole a little deeper?

[(Anonymous)]

She acts like she's 17. Thirty is too old to be seveneteen.

Do you get it?

[pikabot]

Apparently not, because you keep making non sequiturs. Her behavior is irrelevant. You keep calling her a hag, but regardless of how she behaves, she isn't one. Why?

1. She isn't ugly. This is subjective, though, so lets move on to number two, which is:

2. She is not old. In order to be a hag, you have to be old, or at least look old. She does not!

Words have meanings. Those meaning determine how the words are used. The word you are using does not apply, because she does not meet the definition of a hag! You look like an idiot when you misuse very basic English, and you look like a double idiot when you defend doing so by arguing shit that isn't fucking relevant to the word you used! And then when you try to act all superior because you have successfully scoffed in the face of logic and reason? Well...

[(Anonymous)]

You don't seem to get it.

She is a hag. End of story. She acts and poses for pictures as though she's 17.

Can someone say

EW.

[pikabot]

I get that you seem to think it's a forgone conclusion that she is, for reasons nobody else is able to fathom, since nobody else seems to live in the elaborate fantasy world you've constructed around yourself.

That doesn't make it reality. It just makes you a delusional idiot.

not the OP

[(Anonymous)]

...you do realize just how long you argued over the definition of ONE WORD just now, don't know? This person is obviously doing it for shits and giggles. Stop feeding it!

[(Anonymous)]

You might be amazed to know just how many women get plastic surgery - and not the Barbie-doll looking ones. Maybe you're blessed and look gorgeous without needing to go under the knife. Other people (read: LOTS of other people) are not so lucky. That's actually a really stupid reason to call someone a hag. Words don't change their definition just because you want to apply them in a certain way.

[(Anonymous)]

A hag is a hag is a hag is a hag.

She's ugly in and out. Get it? Got it? Good.

[(Anonymous)]

OHHHH... I get it now. Thanks.