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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2018-03-31 03:55 pm

[ SECRET POST #4105 ]


⌈ Secret Post #4105 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Baby Driver]



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02.
[Noel Fielding]


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03.
[Final Fantasy VI/Super Smash Bros]


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04.
[Michael Fassbender]


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05.
[Nailed It]


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06.
(Stranger Things)


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07.
[Count Vlad "Dracula" Tepes from Castlevania]














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[personal profile] fscom 2018-03-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
04. https://i.imgur.com/Vq0QMeQ.png
[Michael Fassbender]

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to prove this to me, OP.

List all the hot men with square jaws. Bonus points if you add pictures.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Please show me these men. Shirtless pictures are a bonus.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Lose the trousers too, so we can be sure.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A man's dick size is proportionate to jaw shape.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a joke.

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(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
In length, width or depth?

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
https://www.thetoptens.com/hottest-male-actors/

Will Smith sticks out like a sore thumb.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So square jaws are people with jaws?

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah: the list really highlights diversity in manhood.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... do they not have people with round faces where you come from then?
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[personal profile] syncing_feeling 2018-03-31 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Johnny Depp being #2 is cracking me up.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
IIRC they were saying Fassbender is unique to them and they could pick him out immediately in a crowd of other square-jawed white men? Maybe because of his teeth? I could be wrong though.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Having large, straight teeth is pretty standard for Hollywood, but his (sometimes considered alarming) smile is definitely pretty distinctive. A lot of standard square-jawed actors lack even that one truly distinctive feature.
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[personal profile] morieris 2018-03-31 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
They have mild difference between them, like a very limited create your own character generator - but your general idea isn't wrong, I find.
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[personal profile] ninety6tears 2018-03-31 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Would not describe him as square-jawed but I agree with the point, he's only subtly distinctive.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, I mean, I could pick him out in a crowd of square jawed white guys, but he's really not UNIQUE, unless you count that predatory shark smile. That might be what they were talking about, actually.
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[personal profile] wannabe_influential 2018-03-31 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This picture is unsettling to me and I don't know why

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The psychotic smile, maybe?
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[personal profile] wannabe_influential 2018-04-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not just that

It's like someone photoshopped his mouth to make it extra creepy...

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He has that same kind of ugly-handsome look as James Caan. I agree with your friend that it's a little different from your standard Hollywood fare.

Yeah, except for that smile.

(Anonymous) 2018-03-31 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Which can easily shade into serial killer. To me, he looks like a mix of Jude Law and Charlton Heston.

Re: Yeah, except for that smile.

(Anonymous) 2018-04-01 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
lmao this. i remember watching x-men apocalypse and not recognizing him as the regular man living a normal life (in my defense, they introduce new characters in this series all the time, and it's 2 years after days of future past) until he smiled at his daughter in bed and i'm like wait, is that magneto?

that smile is just so recognizable, even when his face really isn't to me.

(Anonymous) 2018-04-01 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying to have the last word months later? lol. Get over it.