[ SECRET POST #4109 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4109 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 14 secrets from Secret Submission Post #588.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[kaijinscendre]

I can't get into it because the first ever slash fic I ever read was over the shoulder of my best friend and involved Legolas being Aragorn's slave. And Legolas's race of elves could have their horniness activated by rubbing their ears. And Legolas fucked a tree while a battle was going on.

Weird introduction to slash fic.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! Oddly enough, I have heard of that fic, although I have never read it. Years ago, someone had posted that they just could not understand the WHY of that fic, and how they expected that one day they'd be lying on their deathbed, and instead of pondering the mysteries of the hereafter, they'd still be thinking, "and then, Legolas fucked a tree. WHY?"

Too funny that we were talking about it yesterday and it pops into fandom discussion today! :D

[kaijinscendre]

I was that person. This will be my legacy.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, you are my oldest and dearest friend, and I have found you again.
~anonymous smoochies~

That story has stayed with me. You are awesome!

[kaijinscendre]

You know what this means, right? On YOUR deathbed you are going to go, "I remember the story of kaijinscendre being on her deathbed and saying 'And then he fucked a tree.'" *insert dramatic latin singing*

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt but this whole thread has been beautiful and now I, too, will occasionally pause and think, "... but why did he fuck a tree?" at various and random points in my life from now on until the day I die.

[kaijinscendre]

It is an odd condition to be in. I legitimately do think about that fic at random times. It is just burned into my brain.